I am just walking a way from some legal trouble, Canada has the best fucking lenience(well for me anyway).
I lived with my parents, and had a PO box. Through actions other than my own my house was searched, luckily I was tipped off so I had a duffle bag ready for the cheeky bastards, unfortunately my apathy and cannabis consumption allowed the bag to remain stationary for the better part of 2 days. When they did search it they were surprised as hell.
700X10mg roche V's, .75 gram alprazolam pharm-grade powder, 14g MDMA, 50 hits WoW/needlepoint, 70 sticks of gum dosed with 2cb@16mg, 60g psilocybe's, 60g atla#7 truffles, 26g cannabis, 20X30mg roxicodone, 250 mg DMT, 50 mg DOM, scale-0.0001, and numerous profiles of paraphernalia.
Luckily with a $3000 lawyer, and 6 months after the arrest, all my charges were stayed. They didn't charge me with all possible charges either, they only applied the schedule 3 chemicals to my prosecution so I was pretty sure the whole time I wouldn't see no time. Its funny though, they left 10 grams of 2ce and a 50ml bottle with 3.5g mdma@70mg/ml sitting at my house on my desk.
Plus their stupid sniffer dog chewed up my fleshlight!!!
I research before I seek, and only seek when I believe.