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What Do You Sound Like EADD?

I have several voice clips of you. In a number you are singing amongst other things. I would never loose decency to post anythiung though.
 
Don Luigi said:
I have several voice clips of you. In a number you are singing amongst other things. I would never loose decency to post anythiung though.
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I'd strike you so damn quickly. I also have blackmail....
 
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I find that adopting a slight West Midlands twang conceals the boyvoice a bit. It doesn't seem to surprise people as much for a woman to have a bit of a deep voice eef it saiwnds sloightly Brummie.

Beside that, I don't really think I have much of an accent. Pàth, bàth, gràss and àfter as opposed to páth, báth, gráss and áfter. I have staff to move my stuff for me -- the two underlined words sound the same.
 
Wenlock said:
Accents I hate:

Newcastle - Just sounds like deprived of oxygen at birth
Liverpool - as above
Scotland - missing a chromosome or three
Ireland - as charming as cancer
Wolverhampton - sounds like downs syndrome
Birmingham - as above
London - sounds like everyone really needs to go for a shit *RIGHT* now
Manchester - everything sounds like it's increasing in pitch and sounds like a question

To add, anyone that says "do you know what I mean?" automatically deserves a punch to the optic nerve.
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Newark - Rapey subnormal.
 
^ Same as more or less all the entries in the extremely witty list of loathed accents up there, Evey. There are many dozens of "Welsh" accents (as is the case in most of the other listed regions) and they vary wildly as you would know yourself - Wales may be small but it's not that small there is but a monoaccent.

It's a shame really. Yoof of today seem to be too lazily ignorant to even manage to turn that one lifeskill into even the most basic of comedic structures. Bernard Manning would turn in his grave (if he wasn't still wedged in til his gut breaks down a bit further). If you're going to go for the "hilariously retro imagined stereotypes" schtick there needs to be something that is actually funny in there too to avoid coming over as a bit "special" as well as being woefully under-educated.

Ignorance + jokes = potential titter, ignorance - wit = faintly patronising awkward look of pity.

In accent news, most folk think I sound rather posh. I'm about as far from being posh as it gets in this country but I would accept that my accent is rather deceptive in that regard. I'd call it generic south-eastern English before that term referred almost exclusively to Estuary English (and variations thereupon innit, blud). I can't record a snippet for y'alls as I don't have a microphone but if this thread is kept alive with the lifeblood of voice snippets being posted at least semi-regularly I'll record one at first opportunity to do so.
 
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