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What are your (if any) deal breakers for sex?

Deal breakers?
They can't be able to overpower me
Mono brow
bad breath
Missing/broken/skanky teeth
Hairy poontang (all matted and full of dried....? whatever that shit is!)
On her period
Transsexual
My sister
 
Fat birds... I'd fuck a woman with a face of a dog if she had a good body, but fat birds just don't do it for me I find them disgusting. My friend on the other hand is the complete opposite he prefers them, says they appreciate it more. I wouldn't know...
 
an std, poor personal hygiene (beyond normal smells), and too much slobbery grossness are the only deal breakers for me I think. Too big or too small would not be an issue... I mean if I liked the person enough to get naked with them, I'd give it a go and try it on for size ;)
 
nooneanymore said:
So no touching at all then? That's a deal breaker.
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She never said he couldn't do ANYTHING. She just said not EVERYTHING. There are a lot of things you can do with a person's butt.
And assuming, without asking first? Definitely not cool.
 
* Bad teeth, be that missing, stains ect..

* Body Oder (some times it can he good, most times its not.. I like the chemical composition of my partners to be very close to my own)

* LOTS of course body hair / Un-manscaped hair (my other half is pretty much smooth from the neck down with a tiny patch over his boi bits.. We like that a lot but will take a guy who at least tries to keep it neat)

* An abundance of body acne (Zits all over someone NASTY)

* STD's of any kind

* A penis that is under 5" its just not worth it at that point.. Hell even that it pushing it.. (Unless he is the most EPIC person ever! Personality and drive can make up for a lot)

* Trying to have a sexual act with out proper protection (Guys get all excited and try to skip a step...then when you tell them that they have to bag it or they arn't getting any and keep trying..They can so FUCK OFF)
 
..I would'nt date a guy younger than me. I like a guy that at least has 5+ years on me;).
 
No, it was a general statement (partly in jest) cause I'm really attracted to people on a mental basis, and find some types of thinking/background/discussion very sexy and others to be a turn off. Like I've thought some girls where hella sexy until they started talking about literary theory and then they became -10,000,000,000,000 out of 10 in hotness. Or conversely, did not think someone was all that cute and then they started talking about Fourier analysis or liquid chromatography and suddenly became much hotter.
 
Pagey said:
You're just jealous that we're so much more inspired and creative than you.

<3
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That's why we're better at using at strange and cryptic abstraction then you, right? I think linear algebra and tensor calculus to represent time and space is a bit more abstract and cryptic than referring to time as a river or some other common literary metaphor. We're way better at dealing with lines, and the curves of the lines and shapes/geometry and morphing shapes into each other/topology than "artists" are. I have no problem abstracting a sphere or a cube or any other shape into any arbitrary n-dimensional space... We're better than art/humanities types even at the stuff that's suppose be their domain. :P

But we still like you guys and gals, I mean, y'all are EXCELLENT at making my vanilla latte in the morning. <3
 
People like rangrz.

also- too much confidence, or going off the fact that a guy thinks he can turn me on or get me off. Also, people thinking that their annoying attempts to hit on me are good for the self esteem.

small dicks, scrawniness, guys that hug like my skinny, preppy, catholic ceramics-majoring cousin.
 
Pagey, Lysis, et al. please don't respond to rangrz.

He cannot waste any of his precious time defending his self-proclaimed genius and superiority over all other people. He is very busy finishing his influential article which is going to be published in an academically rated journal -- that's after all what real scientists/physicists do, rather than trolling a non-physics forum with random combinations of fancy difficult concepts to impress other people.


edit: mmm, all the women respond instantly and get all defensive; so that's how you get their attention?
 
psyduck: You can't tell I'm being (mostly) facetious and straying into self parody? Nyah, I'm lazily studying for an upcoming exam, so I feel I can troll a message board too....but ya, sometimes trolling is actually a good way to pick people up. :P

@Scag: Not even if the other person you where watching her fuck was a perfect replica of you? Dunno how it could be done, but like as a hypothetical, a replica of you that also has your memories and mind.
 
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