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What are you munching on? v. Noodle nights n greedy monkeys

awww, I think it's so sweet you're pretending you've gotten your hole.

It's okay. We all know ginger cunts die virgins. ;)

We still love you Spade <3 <3 <3
 
riiiiiiiiight then

Sorry spade spelling error, it was yaki udon which is a japanese noodle dish, but I expect you know that.
 
Nah I had no idea Wibz though now you mention it I have heard udon being noodles, but I didn't make the connection.
 
Went back to the Chinese place from last week -

Spicey Seafood soup

Chicken n lettuce wraps

Deep fried prawns in some brown stuff

Duck in Hoi Sin sauce and prawns in yellow bean paste

Veg fried rice

Stuffed !
 
You must spend a fortune on takeaways mate. I had hoisin duck noodles tonight, not from the takeaway. Also had some left over chilli, fucking hell it was tasty and Steak McCoys.
 
You must spend a fortune on takeaways mate. I had hoisin duck noodles tonight, not from the takeaway. Also had some left over chilli, fucking hell it was tasty and Steak McCoys.

It’s a restaurant I think it was about 35 / 40£ - mind you I’ll probably have take away tomorrow though. I’ve never had a pizza for ages so that could be on the cards.

I ate so much I came home and fell asleep on the sofa - the other half woke me up as they were 'missing me' - in other words shift your fat ass and go pour us a drink :D (domestic slavery).
 
i'm in all kinds of pain, just had chilli and garlic king prawns with (iranian bird chillies??) tiny little bastards but my face in is on fire, i've actually covered my lips in natural yogurt to take out the sting. i look like i've just taken a money shot
 
i'm in all kinds of pain, just had chilli and garlic king prawns with (iranian bird chillies??) tiny little bastards but my face in is on fire, i've actually covered my lips in natural yogurt to take out the sting. i look like i've just taken a money shot

I know its probably calmed down a bit now but for future ref.

1. bread is best for taking out heat. Dairy products suck in comparison

2. the smaller the chilli the hotter it is. Not always but usually by rule of thumb.
 
im eating a suprisingly nice microwave chicken balti from lidls. thers loads of it and it tastes nicer than any jar of curry sauce ive had and best of all it was only £1.28
 
Someone in class keeps having pb and j sandwiches everyday so I finally gave into my craving this evening. Got some nice wild blueberry jam to go with the pb.
 
I ate a fucking huge pepperoni stuffed crust pizza with added chilli and peppers.
 
Pull up a seat this is going to take a while...

Ingredients

Garlic, chilly, lemongrass, chicken stock, ginger, onions, green peppers, coriander, oyster sauce, soy sauce, clams, salmon, courgettes, chalottes ( little onions - sic I know), corn flour and a host of spices, potatoes and a few bottles of red wine.

Firstly I made a broth of garlic, chilly, lemongrass, ginger, chicken stock, onion and fresh coriander (salt n pepper) - This I added to a pan with salt / pepper a host of spices and started to reduce.
I then chopped up some courgettes those chalotte things with garlic and chilly.
So first course – I added the above mentioned broth to some fresh clams that I had soaked to make them puke up the sand etc (dirty little fuckers – who in their right shell eats sand?)
Prior to this (so the above firstly is to be ignored) I had drenched the courgettes and little onions in garlic n chilly (with a plethora) of spices and herbs and tipped over my salmon fillets – wrapped in tinfoil and started to bake. It just so happens that (prior to this but not before step one so ...) I had steamed some new pots until they were soft and then drained, dried, crushed and doused with olive oil, garlic and chilly and baked along with the salmon.

So First course
Clams with an oriental broth
Main meal
Oven baked salmon served on a bed of courgettes, onions – with a side of herb crusted potatoes. (these were topped with the above broth reduced/butter and corn floor added to thicken)
 
Who needs Jamie Olivers 30 minute meals when we've got BearLove. They are called shallots btw. :p
 
only just woke up, guess that's what a 45mg of temazepam nightcap does to you!
 
Who needs Jamie Olivers 30 minute meals when we've got BearLove. They are called shallots btw. :p


Shallots? - just checks google....shattots ftw :D No wonder I couldnt find them.

Urrghh lorizapam + alcohol=ftw.

Now to try and explain to the man from the Pru - how exactly did my foot end up through the tv screen. Well my dear sir it was like this..

It twas a cold bleak morning in the Bearlove cove, I may (or may not) have been slightly off my fucking face from the night before - when one slipped, or was it skidded on a doormouse that was parked under ones foot - whilst being bathed in the early morning sunshine/

I screamed for help - but alas to no avail, I skid, skid, skidded toward yonder plasma screen before - simply to save my life - I stuck my Nike Air Max cladded foot out!

Thankfully after the sparks and the screams had subsided I was left alone , awake and thankful as my MC'ds breakfast was placed out before me. As I strode towards from the light, clinging to the sheer fabric of life I was reminded - 'Please don’t kick John Craven - Its only countryfile'
 
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