Often used to make me own bread and pizza dough in years past, Kate. Not been arsed to recently cos I just don't eat enough of it to be that fussed. Must admit it is very satisfying to make your own though. And it tastes and smells lushy as a lushy thing
Come to think of it, MamaShambles gave me an insanely huge (2kg

) tin of pizza topping a while back. No idea why - what the fuck am I meant to do with 2kg of (basically) tomato paste that won't involve guzzling it from the tin or (more likely) hardly using any before it goes manky? If I had a freezer...
Might get back into a bit o' bread-baking at some point though cos it really is unbeatable on taste. Amongst other things.
Also, burnt cleavage?!? Sounds inordinately painful. Chafing and that. Ow. Tis why I don't wear lowcut tops - prefer me baps white