And give up Weißwirscht'l, Brez'n and Beer?

Listen, I do love Cider, but I've tasted (and spit out) Ale, not doing that again, and even your light beer isn't great. I can't even understand why one would drink beer that's gone flat? I can't even drink beer if I don't close the lid after every sip.
I live on the other side of that lake, though. That's just sort of my view (without the higher mountains). It's a bit like Lord of the Rings here, I admit. The lake is even a legend, because a King died in it trying to climb the mountain Watzmann(which was named after the king) and falling. The Watzmann's form is according to legend supposed to depict him, his wife and his kids.