And I had the best hiding places for my booze too.
When the parentals used to visit I'd stick my stash in the toilet cistern.
Or in empty shampoo bottles and I'd "go shower" often...
Dunno how I thought that was logical but yeah....
That's ok we hid a meth pipe and some meth in a headlight assembly once, it was on our buddy's truck... he didn't know we were holding.... took us 7 hours to get them out...
Lol we had to wait until he crashed to pull his headlight assembly apart for the second time... I dunno why he believed we didn't have anything, we both always did. It was literally like 1/4 ounce lol.
I thought about stashing drugs and paraphernalia in a small black polybag, tying it up and hanging it in a tree on the canal bank. The idea being that anybody seeing it would leave it well alone, thinking it had been left by a dog walker and hoping that whoever left it would remove it later on their way back.