I'm still trying to find something that weighs exactly the same as a 150cm. Smart TV .....
Seriously, though, just downed a pint of Roebuck IPA. Made the live music sound better, anyway. Disinhibiting, but at expense of co-ordination. And I'm currently in a Bad Situation for getting disinhibited, seeing as I'm at an arts festival, with my parents (well, my Dad is here, but my Mum has buggered off home, she doesn't like to be around people enjoying themselves in or in this case, just outside pubs) , disguised as a boy ..... Really cannot stay cooped up in this ever-shrinking closet much longer, but also need to be 100% sober before broaching the subject if I don't want to get disowned.