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What Are You Drinking v.How Heterosexual are ya?

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The pouch has a volume of 500ml to 1000ml so that feces can be stored temporarily and the patient need not carry a stoma bag. This improves the patient's quality of life. A valve is constructed by intussusception[disambiguation needed] of the terminal ileum,[1] thereby containing the stored feces.

Knock walks around with 5 kilo up his ass already 8)
 
Anything for an improved quality of life, I'm right up for it. If it increases my plugging capacity, it's a win.
 
I'm not sure about plugging with a pouch, since they're made from small intestine rather than rectum or colon, so they don't absorb fluids so well. I'm also not prepared to be the guinea pig, before you ask ;)
 
:) ah well. Maybe some custom surgery would do the trick; a sphincter-guarded opening on my left flank terminating a tube which joins the rectum just below the sigmoid colon, I can put a funnel in my "plugging hole", pour through some water to give it a quick flush then pour the drugs in! no more bending! no more sticking things up my arse! Oh wait :(


RJ, no rectum? :( that's shit (:|). Is it a temporary measure?
 
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I've been a naughty boy and splashed out, tonight. Couldn't bring myself to buy the cheapo gin shite from tescos. I'm hoping the hefty price will make me drink far less.

The bottle is 50cl... so can I get the apologies sorted now for my later posts...

Went for the promegranate juice tonight, I was seduce by the funky bottle. Having to say it goes fairly well with the gin, maybe a little too sweet.
 
knock said:
I've not started yet but I will soon. A flagon of Old Rosie. I'm thinking MM would approve.

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Fabulously queer.
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So tempted to get some of this today but I've got etiz and just no. So I'm gonna buy myself some posh milkshakes and juice on the way home instead :D Trying to stick to only drinking once a week if that, and have succeeded so far.

And am currently drinking green tea with lemon. And milk. Shut up. The missus makes it like that and I like it.
 
Green tea with milk.....shameful

I like the pseudo health stuff, 'no booze for me I'm on the Etiz' :D

Coke Zero this evening for me.....no milk
 
Pomegranate juice is delish.

Currently drinking a bottle of carling zest, with a squeeze of lime, and some 'lsv' pretty much an own brand powerade, at half the price, tastes identical.
 
Meh, fuck all this gin and juice. Local pub landlords are starting to give me that "I think he's queer look", when I order Gordons Gin with pineapple juice.

Time for some real tramps mans drink.

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The fact I'm starting my session at 6am is worrying however.

All latter posts from this point now taking place in "The Dark Side" forum.
 
Had half a bottle of Wolf Blass Shiraz last night, quite nice. Only had a pint glass clean so used that. This morning I see there's a dead woodlouse in the small qty of wine left at the bottom of the glass. I don't remember it from last night, but how the fuck did it get in? The sides if the glass slope outwards, so there's no way it climbed in. And I've never seen a woodlouse on a ceiling; walls, yes, but they fall pretty easy (i've interfered with a few).

The remaining alternatives aren't very nice, especially the one involving the cat, but the simplest explanation is it arrived in the wine. What should I do with the rest of the bottle? It cost £10!
 
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