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What Are You Drinking v.How Heterosexual are ya?

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Aye, nice one!

I've got a pint of fizzy water with peach juice, and a tea I forget the name of, but which is basically gunpowder tea and mint, with a teaspoon or so of added sugar and cooled. Mexican or something I think. It's really nice anyway.
 
Seduced by the label. Again:

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Carling zest. On to my second crate over the night. Soft drinks wise-Barr brand shandy.

Got a bottle of vodka (35cl; generic cheapo fire water) yesterday but haven't touched it, I just don't fancy spirits a great deal at the moment for some reason. Although now I'm reminded of that lying in my stash box, I might just partake of a wee nip or two when I go for my next bong
 
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Carling zest. On to my second crate over the night. Soft drinks wise-Barr brand shandy.

Got a bottle of vodka (35cl; generic cheapo fire water) yesterday but haven't touched it, I just don't fancy spirits a great deal at the moment for some reason. Although now I'm reminded of that lying in my stash box, I might just partake of a wee nip or two when I go for my next bong
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so you have drunk +24 bottles of carling zest at time of writing and are continuing to trash a second 24 whilst drinking shandy (and barr shandy(nothing against barr or shandy, just rather sweet perhaps alongside a fruit piqued lager)) and on standby is vodka (BTW firewater is a specific drink with quite specific measurements, not just a term for any old plonk, what it means is this: when you go to your parents / friends / relatives / dealers / whatevers / all of the above's house, with an empty bottle (preferably screw cap, 500ml and dark (rare as hell, see dandelion 'n' burdock) and pour an amount of alcohol so negligible (that it remains unnoticed or only showing a "shot" missing) from each bottle of spirits you find...to form a cocktail.
It involves not being caught, concealing, finding a private space, drinking, spewing, and being merry, not necessarily.

Matey, words of advice:

Stick the bong-water in your vodka bottle and the vodka in your bong, it's a much better use of both situations ESP. considering the Carling Zest and Shandy situation...

COMING FROM THE MAN WHO ORDERED A HALF PINT OF CARLING AT 10.38 this evening =D

And to all my elder brothers...Hooch on sale in Wetherspoons now! £2.95 a bottle in mine! Brave the wetherspoons for the Hooch or the Hooch for the Wetherspoons. I love listening to yuppie sluts in the booths at spoons all drunk chatting about life =D mine's a rape =D
 
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Hooch! I've never had Hooch but I always wanted to when I was little
 
Drinking Zwyiec as I'm scared to drink spirits after a ten-day binge which has left me in a bit of pain.

Though there's every chance that after the last beer I'll end up buying whiskey anyway. What a dick.
 
I'm being a sophisticated sod and drinking/stealing the girlfriend's red wine. I used to hate wine before I got with her, now I've got a right taste for the stuff
 
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