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Welcome to my Christmas Table.

ok! I'm here *pulls himself up a chair* I know i'm late.. but better late than never!

i'll have a bourbon and coke thanks!
 
mmm I gave up on trying to sleep sober with my bad sleeping patterns.. valium it is... just hope I can wake up tomorrow :\
So who's still lurking about?
 
w00t for valium kicking in
its all good now I think I can finally sleep, time to get ready for bed :D
but i'll be back to say my goodbyes first.. no one gets away that easily :p
 
Good night silvia saint, ozbreaker, codez_raver, Mary Poppins and anyone who has gone offline that i've missed or are just lurking elsewhere.
Goodnight, Merry christmas and everyone have a good day :D
BYE :)
 
Merry Christmas everyone..........hope you all enjoyed our little party last night.

Naturally it has only just begun.

But its important to start the day with a good feed so sit back and allow me to fill the table........

Coco Pops, Corn Flakes, Rice Bubbles, Weet Bix, Sultana Bran, Bran Flakes, Fruit Loops, Possidge........all the ecreals.

Top them with a vareity of fruits including mango, strawberry, cheeries, peaches, apricots, nectarines, whatever takes your fancy.

Now add a very very generous serving of thickened cream fresh squeezed from the cow this morning.

Fresh milk, sugars.........hell you can even add stuff like smarties or grated chocolate.

The next course will include hot Toast, butter, jams and vegemite, eggs, bacon (cooked personally for each and every one of you, just to your perfection) lashings of cold meats including hams and salamis for those who prefer a more continental breakfast, cheeses from all over the world and biscuits.

All this is followed by the deliciously prepared coffees and teas of which you have many many choices including drip filters, brewed, plunged, percolated and plain old instant.

The finiest teas from all over the world.

So Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the feasts my table has to offer.

Make fine conversation befitting oif the Queens and Kings you all are........

and above all..........Be Happy and Keep smiling.

Merry Christmas.
 
Now you will have to excuse me ladies and gentlemen as I have many children to visit and mouths to feed faces to make smile........so I will bid you all ado (lol) and head off leaving you in excellent hands of our topless waiters and waitresses.

I will be back in this afternoon but in the meantime.........keep the table full and the alcohmohol flowing freely.

Yay for getting pissed.........or staying that way in the case of keystroke..........lol.

Cheers all and keep smiling.
 
and some gerwurtztraminer!!!

yaaaaay!!! xmas and i'm so drunk, enjoying the sun and wacky yummy german food!
 
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