Weird shit I found on the internet: I'm just Curious 24...

[Don Luigi]

FUBAR may be able to modify his dwarf semen collection system and make $30k

You mean by getting braces or a tongue piercing?

 

[consumer]

You mean by getting braces or a tongue piercing?

You need teeth for braces but the piercing is an option. Get cracking FUBAR there is money to be made.

 

[Bearlove]

This is neat stuff.

 

[consumer]

This is neat stuff.

That would be great to have around when tripping!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

^^Wow! Once refined, that technology could make an excellent TV for the blind. 'Braille Telly'...

 

[Don Luigi]

I didn't like it at first but when explained, I thought it was pretty neat. I'd love to set my cat near it and turn it on suddenly

 

[consumer]

^^Wow! Once refined, that technology could make an excellent TV for the blind. 'Braille Telly'...

And keep the goblins entertained. Goblins just doesn't have the same ring as dwarf though...

 

[Bearlove]

I found this pretty funny :D

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I found this pretty funny :D

That's brilliant! I love his very last text...

 

[Bearlove]

It's quality - love the picture when it's sitting next to his son :D. It's howling :D

 

[consumer]

That is funny.

 

[Bearlove]

I would love to know the story behind the ferrets ? How do you find that many ferrets and decide to bring them home with you :D

 

[consumer]

Ferrets are just wrong. They fucking stink. I worked with a guy who lived with a ferret in a caravan. He fucking stunk worse than any human i have ever encountered. We would gag when he walked past. Our boss ended up sacking him as the smell was just unbearable. Fucking wrong shitcunt of an animal

 

[Sadie]

Ferrets are lovely. Yeah they smell but they're so lovable.

 

[consumer]

They dont just smell. They are putrid.

 

[Sadie]

Fukkin sensitive nose

My mate had ferrets. They had their stink glands taken out though. My favourite of the bunch was Sid Ferret. We used to take them for walks.

 

[consumer]

This guys ferret had fully functional stink glands. His clothes just reaked of this putrid stench. No joke he walked past and everyone would gag...and the smell just hung in the air. It was soooooo wrong. I dont know how he could stand it.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Here's one of my goblins putting on a show with some tentacles.




(I've not done a 'NSFW' because frankly, if you're reading this at work you're a fuckin weirdo...)

 

[consumer]

*scoops out eyes with spoon*

 

[Bearlove]

Chicken Attack :D

You can tell that I'm having a very productive day