Shambles
Bluelight Crew
Dunno m8.

Dunno if that was intentional or not but you're getting benefit of the doubt.
Also admire your self-restraint. Monday?!?
Dunno m8.
Yeah hopefully restrain until monday, will have the house to myself all day, nobody to walk in and disturb my hole... Lol
Pesky "emergence phenomena"
(aka "sends *insert species here* a bit mental" aka wonky goodness)
Get yerself a collection of smallish animals, Snolls. And befriend local vets. Or just rob 'em and sot the animals. Alternatively, wait till the drought's over. Decisions, decisions...
I do have a fucking mental rabbit which may help immensely. 'No don't worry Mr Vet, I'll administer that injection, you get on with your rounds'. Fucking thing needs slowing down anyway, it's like she can teleport
edit: also my sister is going to a rather prestigious (poncy fucking) vet university this Sept so might befriend her. They have meerkats! And she has to handle tarantulas! She hates spiders more than me and they explode when you drop them. I can't wait for her to pay 9k to kill a spider.