DrinksWithEvil
Bluelighter
Get a cup of hot water dip cock in
Urinate
Thank me later
Urinate
Thank me later
Be careful I ended up on the ER with a catheter trying a similar strategy.It always helps me to sit down,turn on the faucet in the sink or bath tub,sometimes just the sound of running water helps.If your sink is close enough to your toilet try sticking one hand under the running water.That almost always works for me but if I still can't piss I just leave the bathroom,drink a bunch of water(or even better coffee or beer,they both go right through me)and try later.No sense in straining for a half an hour trying in vain to piss.
It's a fairly common problem. Try sitting down...
HAHA yeah when I'm high on heroin and can't pee I sit down and I sometimes nod out lol and can't remember if I peed or not then go lay back down .
Another issue i have is stopping pissing after starting, and not being able to finish. Most of the time i say fuck it, i pissed enough.