Opioids Trouble Peeing on Opiates: Urinary retention issues Q&A Megathread

[Sportfisher39]

In and out also works to .
No wait, thats fucking my bad

 

[pinpoint]

don't pee on your opiates, it's a total waste, you're supposed to IV them!

 

[ladyinthesky]

^lol

it is hard to pee on opiates
just run your hand under some water

it'll all be ok

ibc

 

[johanneschimpo]

peeing on opiates threads merged

 

[spaceyourbass]

I'm new, probably wrong forum, however one person mentioned "no ejaculation either", so I decided to post. People, I'm on opiates, SSRI-Zoloft, and clonipin .5 t.i.d.
I'd been in prison(yes!) until recently, and my solid girl who waited for me, was of course waiting for some bedroom action. Nope. Now I'm on Cialis, and I finally got there with her, but wondered if anyone else can relate to this, and, if anyone has any advice?

P.S. Today I get 10 free samples of Viagra.

Thanks, Forman

Smoe prisons store the food in this shit that helps food store longer, but also results in a lower sex drive if you eat it, even just one meal if your in overnight. Some think that the prisons are doing this to help with rape problems. Since you were in prison, I'm sure you ate many meals. Hopefully, the effects of the food will go away. But yes, SSRI's kill your sex drive as well. However if you were taking SSRI's before you went to prison and had no problems, blame the food.

 

[ifonly]

they used to do that in my dads old highschool - some chemical in the water that would reduce the boys' sex drive

supposedly before they did that there were lots of issues

then again might just be a schoolyard myth. but after hearing it mentioned regarding prisons, i wudnt be surprised if its true. especially considering the lax laws in 60's and 70's

 

[johanneschimpo]

^ potassium bromide?

 

[servitude]

I'd been in prison(yes!) until recently, and my solid girl who waited for me, was of course waiting for some bedroom action. Nope. Now I'm on Cialis, and I finally got there with her, but wondered if anyone else can relate to this, and, if anyone has any advice?

When I'm on 150mg zoloft, I can't ejaculate. go down to 125mg and I'm fine. I think they use certain SSRI's for premature ejaculators.

 

[kmann]

if you have any ritalin, coke, etc, take a TINY dose (if you need to sleep) and i'm sure it will help you piss, and if you are afraid of insomnia take a benzo or more PPT after you piss. sleeping on a bladder full of piss usually ends up being a very uncomfortable night's sleep.

peace,
EOJ?

Taking a hit of ritalin or coke when I have this problem makes me able to piss immediately.

 

[the_ketaman]

I hate this side effect, its the only thing I hate about oxy, ive been trying to pee for hours now with no success as of yet. I find when im mixing benzo's(which isnt recommended) with the opes its alot easier to pee because the anxiety part of it isnt there and yes ive tried having a shot of meth and it helps alot with the number 1's and the number 2's very much. It sucks having to sit down to pee too, I feel like such a girl lol but its the only way to get the deed done, if I was standing up it'd take years for me to get it out.....I swear if I dont piss soon im going to cut myself open and empty my fucking bladder with my own 2 hands!!!

 

[Metallicthornn]

It rarely happens to me. Never on oxy or hydro, but it sometimes happens on Morphine. Its not too hard to overcome though...I just relax and everything works fine.

same here man the hydros and oxys are so weak it dont have as bad as an effect

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

Dude heroin has stopped me from urinating for a complete 10 hours before. BOH

 

[Metallicthornn]

dern

damn chemical that had to suck. i bet it felt good as hell when you did go lol.

 

[jstb0b]

This is what works for me...

I turn the faucet on and instead of having it on full blast, I barely have it on so that the stream is similar to that of when your pissing. Also, sit down and lean forward. Though it may seem weird, picture yourself peeing, and I guess the sound of the faucet stream helps that seem more realistic. Kind of a mind over matter thing. Anyway, piss 'til you can't piss anymore. This method works for me every time. Hope this helps because not being able to pee really sucks.

 

[durka_durka420]

man i hate the no pissing thing like depends on my mood i think also and only happens with morphine and/or benedryl but its the mental thing really for opiates imo if i go in the bathroom clear thoughts not in the middle of something comes out fine..now if im typing away having a conversation or workin on something then it takes me forever cuz my mind dont shut the fuck up......and i hate how opiates make my dick numb LOL its not that i cant ejaculate its that I DONT FEEL ANYTHING! lol i know its how opiates are supposed to work but damn when you do ejaculate on opiates its a great feeling LOL its like that piss that you cant seem to get out......

 

[confusedstate11]

Wow, I also have a hard time peeing when taking oxy and I never even linked the two together so when I read this thread I was intrigued, lol. Whenever I cant do it I also run water, but I try to use warm water and put my hand in it. It may sound weird but it has helped me before. Sometimes though that doesnt even work. I got the idea from back in the day when I would hear of people playing pranks on people at slumber parties by placing their hand in warm water while they were asleep and supposedly they would pee in their sleep. Man, that is just wrong! lol.

 

[adio67830]

yup when im real doped out cant pee at all i actually found it harder to piss on oxies than it is on heroin but i have a little trick that works for me. On top of running the water I always have to sit down first of all but what I do that works almost all the time is sit down try to piss than get up, pull up your pants pull them down again and sit down and try to pee again I usually do this about 3 to 4 times and it gets giong I think i am tricking my cock some how lol. But as for being able to cum when I am on dope I get harder than stonehenge but wouldnt be able to bust a load unless i was banging megan fox and jessica alba at the same time. When I had a steady girlfriend I didnt like it as much but when your single its awesome whenever I know that I am going to bang a certain chick for the first time I always try to get a little dope in my system it turns you into a fucken pornstar. Also ive came to that conclusion, I think the dudes in porno are all on smack thers no other way theyd be able to go that long fucken stars like jenna jamesom, although theyre probably made used to it

 

[justagirl83]

Just started shooting opiates about 5 months ago and about 2 months ago noticed I could hardly ever pee and when I did it took forever and barely any came out. I haven't found any cure for it, you just eventually get used to it and I don't have any discomfort with it, so I have just learned it's just a negative thing that comes with doing opiates. Drinking a lot of tea seems to help maybe a little bit but not much.

 

[gtown301]

By far the worst experiences ive had with this was while on Bupe. That stuff is hell on your bladder/intestines.

Number ones = Stand there for like 20 mins with your hand under warm running water.

Number twos = Wish you werent on Bupe so you could have a decent painkiller for the ass baby to come, that had been brewing for a week.

 

[Mystery Brew]

I dont really mind sometimes..because Im on a nod probably. I usually stand there till it happens..15min lol. But I just try to keep relaxed, I feel like Im squeezing my penis muscle so piss can come out when opied