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Television Trailer Park Boys

so how many people in the US watch Trailer Park Boys? Is it "prevalent" there?

TPB FUCKING RULES (Yes, I have a T-shirt)
it makes about 4000 times more sense if you live/d in Maritime Canada, believe me. It's fucking hilarious. Each character is so spot on. In high school there'd be stories of people smoking with them in their car, and I know a guy who "knew" that the guy who plays J-rock (who had a show called Jonovision) bought 500 bucks worth of coke or something,they're all from this region, sigh, it brings a tear to my eye thinking of it. It's actually quite a clever show when you get familiar with it too
 
so is everyone too damned snooty for TPB or what ? Download it, watchit, i dont care, just become an avid fanatic and post here already!
 
One of the best shows out there. The dope train was absolutely hilarious. Anyone know if there is going to be new seasons ?
 
I read there will be AT LEAST one more new season. Some solid quotes on here btw, I say we keep that going as there as so many funny quotes that it would be hard to name them all.

Here's my contribution:

Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.


Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101
 
CafeContin said:
It is a quality show. Very witty at times.

"Mr Lahey and Randy to the fuck-off department, Mr Lahey and Randy to the fuck-off department."
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lmao. Probably one of the greatest quotes..
 
alias. said:
Mr. Lahey: Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.


Ricky: Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101
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I know I'm not adding much here... I just want to say that is the best quote ever. When a friend and I saw that episode and heard that... we didnt stop laughing for ages and missed nearly the rest of the episode.

They are finally showing the 'new' season here in Australia on the Comedy Channel.
 
[while searching for the samsquamtch that's been destroying their weed field]
Ricky: Bubbles, hold the bernoculars. If this thing's down there, Julian, I want you to shoot him, then I'm gonna jump on top of the cocksucker with a net and we're gonna have to beat him with everything we fuckin' got.
[Ricky turns his attention to the camera crew]
Ricky: I could need some help from you dicks, alright?
[Ricky grabs the microphone boom and brings the mic close to his face]
Ricky: You hear that there, Mr. Microphone Man? If we get this thing down in the net, you fuckin' jump in and help us!
[Ricky pushes the boom away from himself, causing the sound man to drop the boom]
Ricky: Friggin' idiot.
Crew Member: Frig off, Rick!
Ricky: Don't tell me to frig off. Thing attacks you, I'm not even gonna jump in.
 
Rick, you are pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll, and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.



....I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.



Awesome fuckin' show. %)
 
[As he is forcibly being escorted from bank]:

Ricky: I've been sexually assaulted here. That man tried to abuse me at a party.

Bank Manager: No that's not true!

Ricky: He feels up men and women all over the place. He's an asshole!
 
J-ROC: You know'm sayin' everybody that walk on the face of the Earth tryin' to judge the J-ROC, know'm sayin'? See wha'm sayin'? But I ain't shook, 'cause ma-fuckas tryin' to take me out and stuff, but they can't, right? Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" to many times! Eighty or ninety times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but eighty or ninety times, man?!
J-ROC: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right?
Tyrone: Eight or nine times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'?
J-ROC: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's!
Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but eighty or ninety times, know'm sayin'? No...
J-ROC: How am I supposed to be myself when you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's all the time, you know'm sayin'?
Victoria: J-ROC, I think you're saying it way too much.
J-ROC: Sayin' what?
[all three simultaneously]
J-ROC: Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: Know'm sayin'.
Victoria: Know'm sayin'.
 
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J-ROC: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right?
Tyrone: Eight or nine times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'?
J-ROC: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's!
Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but eighty or ninety times, know'm sayin'? No...
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HAHAHA the bolded part was my favorite. i laughed so hard when i saw that episode. trailer park boys is one of the funniest shows on the planet. i really lucked out discovering it too - i was traveling in canada on business and happened to catch an episode randomly on the TV while bored at my hotel. i don't watch television otherwise. after seeing that one episode i was hooked and now i whore out all the seasons on netflix. i think of this show as the canadian answer to reno 911. it might even be superior to reno 911 which is pretty glowing praise if you ask me.

He grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm.
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i'm glad this show is catching on. it is by far canada's finest export.
 
Mr.Lahey: You feel that Randy?
Randy: What, Mr.Lahey?
Mr.Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air.
Randy: What Mr.Lahey?
Mr.Lahey: Randy m'boy, it's already started.
Randy: What's started, Mr.Lahey?
Mr.Lahey: The Shit Blizzard.
 
Down here in North Carolina, we live in the T. Park -- no need to watch it on TV.
 
White trashdom is a universal thing.

There are trailer parks everywhere man. They were seeded by the Lord Equinal as he departed Earth. There are plenty of them in Maritime Canada, where the show we are talking about actually takes place. They're not just in Southern US negro-lynching wonderland.
 
Ricky: You don't wanna move the cars? Fine, boys! Well, I'm just gonna start pissin' in this general direction and if this car's illegally parked, it might a
accidentally get pissed on! Everybody want to see some pissin'?

Barb: Don't! Richard!

[Ricky climbs on the hood and pisses on the car's winshield]

Barb: RICHARD!

Berney Sanford: My car!

Ricky: I fuckin' warned them three times, Barb, and they wouldn't listen to me! They don't even believe I'm the trailer park supervisor, alright?!
 
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