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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... In BIZZARO LAND (merged).

-I'm overly analytical of myself and of situations my friends and I find ourselves in.

-I want alone quiet time, but I secretly also want you to be around a lot.

-Sometimes I won't be brutally honest, I'll tell you you look good even if you don't.

-I slack, I slack, I slack.

-I smoke, I smoke, I smoke.

-If I'm tired of hearing about the drama in your life, I'll be a bad friend and not call you.

-I'm horrible at making commitments.

-Don't ask me what I want to do if we have plans to hang out, I don't have any suggestions and I don't particularly care.

-I manage money like a complete child.

-I'm completely unmotivated on most days.

-I drink, I drink, I drink.
 
This scares me to see how many flaws i have

*I am NEVER wrong
*I always fall for the bad guys
*I am a single mom
*I spend money like I have a lot of it
*I am stubborn
*I don't let people help me
*I won't tell me anyone my feelings I hold it in
*BAD temper
*I am evil if i havent slept or ate
*I think i am fat
*I hate not being the center of attention
*When ever I go out I have to drive
*I make sure people know who I am or who I am with when I am at the club
*I won't go out unless I have VIP

WOW!!! I have a lot of issues
 
I have a gigantic aversion to commitment. I can't stay anywhere for a substantial length of time before I begin to feel stifled. Generally speaking, this translates to relationships.

I am not dependable. I go with what I feel is correct at the time. *NEWSFLASH* It usually isn't. And it's also usually too late for me to correct my mistakes.

I am an inherently anxious person. Basically, I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I drink too much.

I'm a dweller. Everything that is wrong at the moment and everything that has happened in the past... well, they'll both be bundled nicely in a package which I will promptly shove in your face.
 
1. Im really really lazy
2. I have a very low self esteem
3. I suspicious when people are nice to me
4. I dont talk about my emotions much
5. I love drugs
6. I have cheated on boys in the past
7. I care too much about people
8. Im very emotional
9. I expect you to know how I feel without telling you.
10. I procrastinate alot
 
I'm an emotional spazz and will not hesitate to make your life a living hell when I feel threatened by abandonment. One time I did the reverse look-up on the phone number my boy was calling me from, got directions and drove over there just to try and talk him out of being there.

I cry about EVERYTHING.

I'm VERY critical.

I complain a lot.

If I'm upset you'll know it-- but you'll never know why (it's always over something stupid, though).

As far as sex is concerned, the only time I get adventurous and make lusty noises is when my boy is drunk off his ass. Otherwise, I prefer noiseless, vanilla sex.

I'm HORRIBLE with money. My SO once gave me three or four of his checks from work totalling $900 and I spent every last cent. Who knows on what, though..

I'm jealous and paranoid.
 
Oh my god, I really dont know where to start.

So much so that this will probably need to become a work in progress.

I have somehow managed to waste my life away, but Im not sure where it all went........I feel like I am really only starting to live it now.

I care about my friends way to much...to the point where Im sure they actually stay away from me.

I can become a bit of a mess if I think im copping the wrong end of the stick for a bit to long.

I really hate being involved in friendly stirring with more than 2 people...........ie if im with 2 mates and they both start paying out on me then I get upset pretty quick.

I move from feeling so great about myself to sinking to depths that many scientists would be keen to explore.

I truly dont know if I am an absolute fuckin fruit cake or just normal.

Having spent many years living alone, I have come to enjoy some time alone but I also enjoy the company of close friends.

The act of sex itself does bugger all for me, however I will happily spend hours and hours being sensual and sexual with someone I care about. I think that alone makes me weird as.

I tend to be very honest with myself and also with those arround me..........sometimes I know I hurt people with my honesty.

The more i care about you..........the easier it is for u to hurt me and the deeper it will hurt.

I tend to look at most things in life very differently to most.

And for that reason, I think a lot of people I have come across tend to think im pretty weird, for all I know im thought of as being off the planet...........maybe u will think the same.

Having said that, I hate being judged and I try hard not to judge others..........I try to live by the idea of not judging unless u have walked a mile in that persons shoes.

I think I have only touched the tip of the iceberg.......will prolly need to check in again later.
 
Alright, this might be cathartic.


I have a vanity problem and I hate admitting it.

I smoke again after quitting for so long.

I'm obsessive about a task once I start it. I don't know when to quit or leave well enough alone.

I expect too much out of those I care about

I expect too much out of those I don't care about.

I have standards for dating that are well beyond my financial or social status.

I have a disturbing obsession with hot teenage girls and ignore girls in my age group who are interested in me.

I don't treat figures of authority with respect unless they earn it first. This has gotten me into trouble with teachers and bosses.

I have permanent visuals and derealization from ecstasy use.

I stress about my mental state because of the permenant after-affects of drug use, yet I still drink alcohol, coffee and smoke weed occasionally.

I stay up way too late.

I'm terrible with money.

I'm argumentative and stubborn.

I put expectations on people knowing full well they won't live up to them, then I convince myself I'm disappointed afterwards.
 

  • I am lazy and rarely am motivated to do productive things

    I am a procrastinator

    I have shitty social skills

    I have no luck with relationships

    I have low confidence yet I often consider myself to be better than other people

    My bedroom has a few week old beer bottles in it

    I will snap if someone tries to control me or tell me what to do when they are not in any position to do so

    I often judge people solely on their appearance before I even talk to them

    I find myself acting differently around different people

    I hate network TV ( especially every single fucking one of thos reality shows......oh and I loathe MTV)

    I can't cook

    I can't handle more than 4-5 shots of alcohol yet I can go on 3 day massive drug binge easily

    I smoke cigarettes

    On the bright side, my friends seem to think highly of me :)
 
*I hate kids.
*I love to experiment with drugs.
*I smoke about a pack of ciggys a day.
*Everybody's boring.
*I listen to the music that most ppl my age hate (Enigma, Enya, Native Indian Chanting, Beethoven, Mozart, Bach)....and then Marilyn Manson one day, house the next, Lenny Kravitz next, then Madonna, Obie Trice....
*If it won't be my way, I'll make you feel miserable.
*I'm weak.
*My memory is FRIED.
*I remember things that don't matter and forget the ones that do.
*I have no education past high school.
*I'm a drug addict.
*I just don't get along with boyfriends.
*In my eyes, I'm always fat.
*I'm extra moody.
*I'm depressed 95% of times.
*I absolutely HATE religion.
*I hate cooking.
*I've been told I have "issues".
*I fucked my then-friend's boyfriend.
*I can't go a day w/o drugs.
*I think about drugs 24/7/365.
*I totally suck at school.
*I'm self destructive and don't care.
*I take comfort in being sad most of the times.
*I don't know if I love my family. I think so.
*I would change everything about me (except my legs)
*I'm clueless about what I wanna do with my life.
*I use the fact that I'm a girl a lot to get by.
*I have no inspiration or motivation to do anything productive.
*I lost a friend because of a fuckin drug.

....I could go on forever. They just keep popping in my head.
 
I think I'm better then everyone else. Yes, you too.

What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

I LOVE to sing. Too bad I'm tone deaf.

I fart loudly

I have a fat bum

If you are 15 minutes late home from work, I'll call you to see what's going on.

I snap. I'll apologise the same day, but I do snap and I can be harsh.

Sometimes I like to jump up and down and shout in public for no reason.

My boyfriend tells me I'm stubborn but I don't listen to him.

He says that the most annoying thing is that I'm usually right.
=D

Hmm. I'd better go post in that other thread now.
 
I'm very shy in most situations. If I see you while I'm walking somewhere, I'll probably hang my head and mumble a "hi" after you say "hi."
I'm very self-absorbed.
My self-esteem level is lower than the water level at the California Sea (now known as Death Valley).
I often try too hard to be funny, and end up just looking like a moron.
I'm short and skinny with no definition to any of my body parts.
My cock is proportional to the rest of me, so you can find someone bigger anywhere. :(
I can't dance very well.
Fact is, I don't move all that well either: I'm very prone to bumping into walls and that sorta thing.
I compare myself to others a lot: certain friends and people with talents and skills that I want.
I'm not good enough at a lot of things.
I believe I'm a god among men...or would be, if people weren't so stupid as to realize it.
I don't connect well with most people.
I don't have a ton of friends, or even a handful.
I can be pretty self-deprecating.
Some people might consider this a downside: I don't drink. (Then again, I'm only 20. I have time. ;))
My eyes are bad, so I wear glasses.
I'm not particularly attractive. My last girlfriend told me I was cute "in an awkward sort of way."
I'm a virgin.
I have no fashion sense.
I sometimes have real trouble functioning in conversation or in social gatherings.
I'm an atheist. Take that as you will.
I have trouble explaining myself.
I won't send roses. ;)
I have higher standards than my looks can justify, but I'm not gonna change 'em because I won't let some asshat tell me that a certain person is "out of your league." The league system is bullshit. :D
My room's a mess.
I keep a lot of things to myself. I'm a very private person.
I'm a VERY picky eater.
Psst...Liberace was gay. Pass it on.
 
I am very insecure about my looks even though I know I am good looking, I am constantly looking in the mirror and needing re-assurance from you

I listen to 80s pop and dance sing and dance to it...and not jokingly, seriously. Baaad, baaaad 80s pop.

If your looking for a feminine girl, dont look here. I may look girly but i drink a lot, smoke a lot, swagger around sleazily when i'm drunk and swear like a sailor. You'll rarely catch me dressing like a lady either...(skirts, pretty things)

I'm a harsh flirt, and when flirting I will probably become violent (punching, kicking, slapping)...I only mean to be friendly but I guess guys are more delicate when i think. I will also flirt with your friends right in front of you.

I can be promiscuous...although I am trying to fix this

I cant keep anything clean or organized for any length of time

My arms are more hairy than usual for a girl

I can be very pessimistic

I procrastinate like no other....it is very, very bad.

I can be a little self absorbed

I tend to stretch the truth sometimes, and flat out lie.

I am high maintenence. I take like 2 hours to get ready in the morning....showering, putting on my face, primping and preening.

I have this thing where i cant drink out of the same glass of milk as someone else......ewwww!

never on time.

I like to pick fights sometimes when I'm bored

I'm extremely emotional

I cant hold down a job

I get stressed out easily in social situations it seems, mostly when things dont go my way

I refuse to have sex doggy style. I dont care how much you like it, i fucking hate that position so much.

I get bored easily of people, and am constantly eyeing up every attractive thing that walks by....however i will freak out of i catch you doing it.
 
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I love this thread! LOL
1. I procrastinate about procrastinating
2. I eat like a pig
3. I drink like a fish
4. I have the worst sleeping habits/hours...im like bat/owl/vampire hybrid
5. I am very intimidating at first and i tend to be very loud since i dont care much for appearances (hey, at least im myself? OOOps wrong thread for this! ) =D
6. I laugh too much and like a hyena
7. I can be sexually insatiable AT TIMES
8. I wait till the last minute to shower and when i do, i hog the bathroom for two hours.
9. I smoke too much
10. I HATE DRESSING UP. I usually get my gay friends to style me..if not, i dont mind looking like a fucking slob. Or naked.
11. i cant dance (hah! thank god)
12. I can be extremely sarcastic, self deprecating, bitchy and catty depending on my mood. If you can ride with it, good for you im impressed. If you cant, i usually pick on you till you cry, or just ignore you till you disappear. HAH
12. I talk waaay too fast and i get impatient when people are too slow in EVERYTHING (yeah so sue me, not everyone is as smart as i am )
11. Im a piker. All my friends alternate between missing me and hating me because i NEVER SHOW UP. I never return calls,and i rarely answer the phone. Im constantly hiding from people because i hate going out now. In other words, im done with the scene.
12. I have no temperance. Its either aLL or NOTHING. I binge on food, drink, drugs and sex. Im a fuckin HEDONIST and GLUTTON. ITs hard to keep up with me. (although u can try ;))
 
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This is quite the blackmail thread. Well... this one is 50/50 cathartic and amusing, you have been warned...

Physically...
1. I'm balding heavily, even though I'm 23.
2. Despite the lack of hair above, I've got a big hairy chest rug that doesn't look good even when I trim it.
3. And a dick that's adequate but still below average in length, though it's pretty thick.
4. And modest man-boobs with large tits despite the fact that I'm reasonably skinny. My old girlfriends always liked to bite my tits... is that normal? It always just irritated me.
5. And big huge legs but tiny arms from running and playing soccer.
6. And more moles than you have ever seen. I have at least 40 between my face and neck and that's just the start.

Socially...
1. I'm learning new hobbies, but for right now I spend most nights I'm not out in front of the TV or on the computer. I meditate and run or swim almost everyday, but those aren't exactly social. The last hobby I was interested in was poker. Now I'm picking up the guitar and learning to surf, like a good little trendy California boy.
2. I'm a little bit effeminate for a guy. Check my nails, buckle my knees inwards when I stoop. Do a great gay lisp when I need to.
3. I talk a little too much. I can be really funny, but I still force too many jokes because I get nervous and because
4. All my friends are neuroscientists. Like me. Yeah.
5. I still smoke weed, though not very often. Not that anyone on this board would care, but...

Emotionally...
1. I have a lot of pretty good friends, but no friends who I've completely opened up to. Ever. I'm very good at dodging people. Very good at withdrawing and making myself feel like the good guy.
2. Haven't been in a relationship in about 2.5 years. Haven't had more than a couple of dates.
3. I've never had sex, and I'm pretty damn old for that to be true. I was morally opposed to sex before marriage before my last relationship ended. I later traced that attitude back to childhood sexual abuse and the fear of facing it. I haven't been dating because there doesn't seem like any point till I get my emotions cleared up and actually want sex.
4. On top of that (before the sex stuff) I was emotionally disturbed as a child... I loved to hit myself, scream at myself for the smallest failure. That started about when I was 2, which is very early, and there are still traces of it lingering around.
5. At the core I am only learning to trust people now.

I think I win this thread, even though most people would tell you I'm one of the happier, nicer, more confident, more outgoing people they've met.

Edit... reading over other posts brought a few more things to mind..
- my room looks like a bomb shelter, though I do keep it clear of food waste
- I'm constantly sick. I can't handle the heat well either.
- I'm too lazy to cook.
- I'm spacy
- I constantly avoid conflict
 
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Grim-yes i will hit the same bowl as someone. The reason i cant drink out of the same glass of milk as someone, is because its like...when they take a sip of your milk they're almost...warming it up for you. its disgusting.
 
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