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The Up-the-Rear End Thread UNCUT! - Approach with caution
- Thread starter Eveleivibe
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This I can relate to. That week in detox dosed up on naltrexone was just brutal. I've never known anything like it. Was literally in tears on one particular day when I could barely make it from en suite bathroom to the bed ten feet away before having to scuttle back to spray what felt like concentrated hydrochloric acid about the bowl a bit. I've never wished for a bidet so much in my life.
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
6 months! Man that's awful. Mine is a result of being on iron tablets for anemia which fuck up your guts at the best of times. My body seems to be acclimatising to them though so hopefully the less watery black shits I do, the more chance it will have to heal. I've been using the disabled toilets at work and have had a couple of moments this week's where I've ended up curled up on the floor in that much pain from it though (more room to do that in the disabled loo). I've never shit shards of glass before, but I feel like I'm prepared for the sensation if I ever do now
Awh Josh. That sounds awful mate.
I'm always here if ever you want someone to listen.
Take care,
Evey
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
S**** ell I'm so constipated. I managed to get my finger up yesterday n get a few lets call them luxery chocolate with extra sticky toffee. Was in agony yesterday with stomach pain. Feel like my hips are going to be ripped appart n a few lets say extra large choccy bars are about to tear through my bastard hole.
Lost count of the times I've blocked the toilet n had to stick my hand in, grab some melted choccy lumps to drain it.
I've taken two dolcolax but when it all gets through it's hope I have an arse left. Tried fingering it out but it kept going further up my hole, was agonising. . I was there bent over with my ass cheeks spread praying to God FFS let me drop these fkn rocks.
Bastard. I wouldn't wish constipation on my worst enemy.
Hope none of you are eating!
Evey
Lost count of the times I've blocked the toilet n had to stick my hand in, grab some melted choccy lumps to drain it.
I've taken two dolcolax but when it all gets through it's hope I have an arse left. Tried fingering it out but it kept going further up my hole, was agonising. . I was there bent over with my ass cheeks spread praying to God FFS let me drop these fkn rocks.
Bastard. I wouldn't wish constipation on my worst enemy.
Hope none of you are eating!
Evey
Y'know I've taken opies for a good 25-odd years in total now. Never once did I feel the need to coax a thing along to the extent some refer too. What is so very wrong with letting nature take its course? I went at least six weeks at one point. I remember it specifically cos I remember when the gates finally opened. It hurt. A lot. Toofypegs on toiletpaper stuff. But that's what opies do. Why do folk presume otherwise? If you're eating enough solid food to make it an issue you ain't taking enough opies to be complaining one way or t'other. It's a side-effect. Live with it or skip the main course.
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
I'm on a herbalife diet which is basically a shake in the morning, a shake for lunch n a mean.
No need to be funny. I was only venting geeze as im in complete agony.
Evey
No need to be funny. I was only venting geeze as im in complete agony.
Evey
Your dietary constituents are your own lookout. It bears no real relation to actual food nor to actual opiate constipation. Eat real food and your bowels will treat you better 
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You gotta keep things moist evey take something eevrydsy such as lactulose or polythene glycol these things font stimulate your bowels but moisten your poop so it is easier to go when the time comes. Its called lax-a-day here you nix it in with water and drink it it works with water to help moisten stools. You gotta keep things moving don't let it get this far or blockages can occur. I went a week or so once and had a blockage ended up in the hospital. But that was on 8mgs suboxne which was way too much for me I quickly lowered my dose to 2mgs which helped and now I take 1 and still get it if I eat nothing but crap for a day but for the most part I take the lax a day every day with no problems it comes easy in still thankful every bowel movement I have with ease lol I have to really watch what I eat. I have a powered breakfast every morning with 300 calories and then for lunch usually a salad with mabye some chicken but not much else I eat lots of veggies fruits and thats plenty of fibre if I take any fibre pills or metamucil it plugs me right up so I stay away from that. Its all about diet you gotta really watch what you eat while taking opiates as the poster above me said its part of the game if you take opiate you gotta deal with the side effects
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Thanks trainspotter.
Yea I should know read. Was doing a masters in weight
Management. Quit but now had a post grad certificate instead. Thanks for the info
It's ace seeing you in EADD.
Evey
Yea I should know read. Was doing a masters in weight
Management. Quit but now had a post grad certificate instead. Thanks for the info
It's ace seeing you in EADD.
Evey
curious_24
Bluelighter
Why did I open this thread? WHY??? 8(
On a slightly more serious note, I do agree with Shambles. If no food's going in, it seems kinda obvious that not much is gonna be coming out the other end.
On a slightly more serious note, I do agree with Shambles. If no food's going in, it seems kinda obvious that not much is gonna be coming out the other end.
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Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
Of course food is going in LMFAO.... Did you read what I said I fingered up my arse n there was lots of poo there, all stuck together, right across n it wouldn't budge... I tried fingering further and the poo got pushed up, cashing me pain....
Evey
Evey
That doesn't sound nice lol yea graphic almost made me lose my appetite lol I just ate a bunch of firecrackers so I got the munchies bad.
I remember high dose sub too at 8mgs every day I felt like I had pointed shards of glass in my ass 24/7
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
hahahahahahahahahah Trainspotter that gave me a giggle haha.... I did put when I created the thread, "approach with caution" lol hahahahahaha oh that made me luaghhhh.... LOL
Evey
Are you joking with this post, Evey?
Got to be the most nauseating post I've ever read on EADD. Got many images stuck in my mind now that I really didn't want to have.
been head
Bluelighter
That's fucking horrendous well out of order
Chatative
Bluelight Crew
TMI doesn't even begin to cover this.
Perhaps you could try some Syrup of Fig if no-one has mentioned it.
Unrelated but anyone remember the guy (dutch perhaps? Name began with a K?) who shat himself at a meeting or something like that? I can't remember the details... the thread might even be in Best of Bluelight? That had the added benefit of being humorous.
Perhaps you could try some Syrup of Fig if no-one has mentioned it.
Unrelated but anyone remember the guy (dutch perhaps? Name began with a K?) who shat himself at a meeting or something like that? I can't remember the details... the thread might even be in Best of Bluelight? That had the added benefit of being humorous.
HouseFever
Bluelighter
Yeah I remember. That was some years ago, but can't remember his name. Thought he was from UK.