Haha, nicely slipped in there.
Arse stories? Mother currently has some sort of bowel problem. Like it's mildly prolapsed or something or there's a kink in her colon causing constant constipation hence prolapsing or I dunno she's shit at explaining and anyway she's having surgery I guess. People never tell me these things til I notice something is wrong and ask. She had me looking up options for private surgery and asking me why I was turning images off in Chrome. So yeah vaguely worried about that because tho she's only 50, she's not in great health and none of her side are particularly healthy (uncle having heart attack at the age of 34 last year, although he does have four kids). Dunno what they'll do. She has the same problem with her womb/cervix too but this is the arse thread. It's pissing me off cos the NHS doctors have essentially told her to stay in bed/on the sofa and she has the whole house to look after, plus my idiot sister's horses because she's a selfish dick, and when Dad came over here to do renovations he had her lifting him heavy shit (har) til I shouted at him for making her do it when I'd offered endlessly, and just got yelled at by him for being on my high horse.
So yeah. Arse problems. She's made me scared to go for a shit or have sex now. The NHS say they don't usually operate til women are at least 60 but she's in agony, hence checking out going private![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
it kills me cos I know whatever she tells me there's always something worse and she doesn't wanna worry me. There's no reason not to operate imo; womb-wise she's going through the menopause and Dad had the snip years ago, and bowel-wise, I wouldn't wanna be fucking with my bowels.
Sorry that was a bit deep. Light-hearted arse story: I once nearly got bummed by a traffic cone because I was playing in goal at primary school and made a bad dive. Saved the ball, did not save my coccyx and was but a few mm from my arsehole. Still hurts when I stand up after sitting down for a while, nearly twenty years later.
Arse stories? Mother currently has some sort of bowel problem. Like it's mildly prolapsed or something or there's a kink in her colon causing constant constipation hence prolapsing or I dunno she's shit at explaining and anyway she's having surgery I guess. People never tell me these things til I notice something is wrong and ask. She had me looking up options for private surgery and asking me why I was turning images off in Chrome. So yeah vaguely worried about that because tho she's only 50, she's not in great health and none of her side are particularly healthy (uncle having heart attack at the age of 34 last year, although he does have four kids). Dunno what they'll do. She has the same problem with her womb/cervix too but this is the arse thread. It's pissing me off cos the NHS doctors have essentially told her to stay in bed/on the sofa and she has the whole house to look after, plus my idiot sister's horses because she's a selfish dick, and when Dad came over here to do renovations he had her lifting him heavy shit (har) til I shouted at him for making her do it when I'd offered endlessly, and just got yelled at by him for being on my high horse.
So yeah. Arse problems. She's made me scared to go for a shit or have sex now. The NHS say they don't usually operate til women are at least 60 but she's in agony, hence checking out going private
it kills me cos I know whatever she tells me there's always something worse and she doesn't wanna worry me. There's no reason not to operate imo; womb-wise she's going through the menopause and Dad had the snip years ago, and bowel-wise, I wouldn't wanna be fucking with my bowels.Sorry that was a bit deep. Light-hearted arse story: I once nearly got bummed by a traffic cone because I was playing in goal at primary school and made a bad dive. Saved the ball, did not save my coccyx and was but a few mm from my arsehole. Still hurts when I stand up after sitting down for a while, nearly twenty years later.
