This poor thread, I found it getting buried deeper and deeper. In an attempt to narcan it back to life I shall start talking about: Eargasms.
You know that feeling you get when you clean your ears with a qtip? If done just right then I seriously think it is the best feeling in the world, better than sex and better than any drug (dare I say).
Qtips work well but aren't the best of the best. There are other items that feel better, I'm still on the search for the best so let me know if you think you've found it. I'm not sure what to try next, maybe one of those little fuzzy pipe cleaner things?
The best I've found so far is this nylon string from an old set of ear plugs. I removed the ear plugs then inserted the string a bit into my ear. It is stiff enough to go where I push it but still flexible and soft enough that it feels good REAL GOOD. When I twist the string the end that's in my ear flops around and OMG it's indescribable the amount of pleasure this produces.
Another contender is to squirt a small amount of the 3% hydrogen peroxide in the ear while lying on my side. The tiny bubbles feel good, plus this can have the added benefit of helping to remove excess ear wax if that happens to be a problem.
Eargasms are real. Spread the word. Just be careful, punctured ear drums are incredibly painful.
