The singles thread - Do what ya wanna do yeaahh

[ch0psy]

after spending close 3 hours in the water today...

i dont need a woman, i got the beach... summer, and beer

women cost money and look at me funny when i fart in my own bed when i wake up!!!

nah

i actually miss having someone, but i dont think im ready yet... so meh!

 

[DoctorShop]

You know what.

I realised something the other day. When I am with a girl, that feeling you get is sickening. Sure when you like someone and someone likes you, it is nice. But its like having too much cheesecake, sweet and sickening.

I don't think I'll be going out with anyone for a long time. Male or female.

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

^ Maybe the slice you had was a bit off?

There are all sorts of flavoured cheesecakes ya know. Not all are as sweet as the other. You just gotta choose wisely which flavour you want to try.

Do i sound like Doctor Phil much? heh.

 

[Beatlebot]

Cheesecakes will make you fat

 

[420star]

so will some relationships

 

[zephyr]

Ummm.................. I think Im outta here. And no dude is not a loser, does not take drugs, is well aware of my history and whats up now, and is fucking awesome to boot.

And big.

Pity hes a little far away but thats what planes are for.

Timing is pretty shit but everything happens for a reason.

He'll be happy to see me with bloody 4 kilos packed on. Junk in the trunk.

WOOOOOT

Great!

 

[CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT]

^That sounds great babe - best of luck with it. And I agree, you could do with a little more padding right now.
Curves are sexy, girl!

 

[zephyr]

^ I never had boobs. Gimme yours. Thank god for doggy style I say.

COTB.

 

[flipthecandy]

any single brissie ladies looking for some fun????????

 

[vanth]

This isn't Adult Match Maker you know. Which, incidentally, I highly recommend

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

any single brissie ladies looking for some fun????????

Geeze man. Be a little creative. Where's your a/s/l?

 

[mr shush]

I hate liking people it sucks cos it makes you not want to be single, thats the hard part of being on ya own

Mind you been single for 4 years now

 

[preacha]

^ no idea why

 

[CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT]

^The collection is growing.

 

[eggman]

Which particular ailments does foreskin tea cure?

 

[Samadhi]

That's actually very disturbing, CoTB. Is that your personal collection?

 

[Doppelganger]

I've been looking at some of the most beautiful, romanic getaways on the net, and I'm really wishing I had a boyfriend right now.

just for one night.

at least.

maybe a week.

or a year.

etc.

Or maybe I just need a jacuzzi in the middle of my lounge room with some plush oversized towels, a personal massage lady, and a palm reader?!!! :D

 

[m4dd0g]

^ nothing says 'romantic getaway' like lying on a deserted beach getting bum sexed by a random

 

[MDPVagrant]

I don't mind a bit being single, altho I wouldn't mind being in a relationship either... LOL.

P.S. I'm planning on being a crazy old cat MAN, which is the ultimate in fighting the power... cat man do .

 

[sydkiwi]

*flashes her engagement ring*


this thread is still running after all these years?!