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The singles thread - Do what ya wanna do yeaahh

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after spending close 3 hours in the water today...

i dont need a woman, i got the beach... summer, and beer

women cost money and look at me funny when i fart in my own bed when i wake up!!!

nah

i actually miss having someone, but i dont think im ready yet... so meh!
 
You know what.

I realised something the other day. When I am with a girl, that feeling you get is sickening. Sure when you like someone and someone likes you, it is nice. But its like having too much cheesecake, sweet and sickening.

I don't think I'll be going out with anyone for a long time. Male or female.
 
^ Maybe the slice you had was a bit off?

There are all sorts of flavoured cheesecakes ya know. Not all are as sweet as the other. You just gotta choose wisely which flavour you want to try. ;)

Do i sound like Doctor Phil much? heh.
 
Ummm.................. I think Im outta here. And no dude is not a loser, does not take drugs, is well aware of my history and whats up now, and is fucking awesome to boot.

And big.

Pity hes a little far away but thats what planes are for.

Timing is pretty shit but everything happens for a reason.

He'll be happy to see me with bloody 4 kilos packed on. Junk in the trunk.

WOOOOOT

Great!
 
I hate liking people it sucks cos it makes you not want to be single, thats the hard part of being on ya own

Mind you been single for 4 years now 8o
 
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^The collection is growing.
 
I've been looking at some of the most beautiful, romanic getaways on the net, and I'm really wishing I had a boyfriend right now.

just for one night.

at least.

maybe a week.

or a year.

etc.

Or maybe I just need a jacuzzi in the middle of my lounge room with some plush oversized towels, a personal massage lady, and a palm reader?!!! :D
 
^ nothing says 'romantic getaway' like lying on a deserted beach getting bum sexed by a random
 
I don't mind a bit being single, altho I wouldn't mind being in a relationship either... LOL.

P.S. I'm planning on being a crazy old cat MAN, which is the ultimate in fighting the power... cat man do ;).
 
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