Open the door and before they have chance to speak say 'oh I thought you were the ambulance'
Works for me.
Fucking lol

I just dont answer the door for anyone except the postman, get so many people knocking on doors round here wanting your money, they are so persistent that you cannot politely get rid of them, ive learnt the hard way. British Gas man was going mad at me because i didnt want to switch over to them. There was once a girl selling her artwork door to door, i dunno why i ddnt open the door for her, but i did once let a chinese Theology student in to talk to me about Mother God when i was coming up on MXE. She tried phoning me several times afterwards but when i kept on failing to pick up the phone she finally gave up. I wouldnt have normally opened the door for her, but the MXE seemed to make me feel more sociable than normal.
I don't generally but it was obvious I was in and thought it might be gas meter reader or a mate dropping by. That Chinese Theology student sounds like a nightmare. Know just what you mean, back when I was living with Mum n Dad, door went and figured better answer cos Dad was expecting a parcel and no one was in. Was stoned as fuck and it's not DPD it's the Jehovah's Witnesses. Sadly for me, I was quite happy to talk to them about religion and comparisons between them and all bloody sorts, for about fifteen minutes. They left me with a pamphlet and that was that. Then they kept coming back til my Mum told em I'd moved. I'm agnostic, baptised Church of England. Undoubtedly some people convert but I'm fairly sure I won't.
Tis another lot I feel bad turning away
