Hypothetically, if gambling weren't illegal, immoral and fattening, I might put a dollar or two on these teams to win their respective first round series:
Lakers (+1200) over SUNS
In my opinion, the Suns are CLEARLY the most talented team in the league, and should STREAMROLL to the championship.
But with that said, if you get an opportunity to get TWELVE TO ONE odds in a seven game series and you have the greatest player in the universe on your team . . . you might want to roll the proverbial dice.
Warriors (+1150) over MAVS
The Mavs are a paper tiger.
Mark my words.
Dirk Nowitzi is NOT Larry Bird.
They MIGHT not lose to the Warriors, but they're going to lose to somebody, despite compiling a ridiculous regular season record.
Nuggets (+525) over SPURS
Tim Duncan is one minor injury away from Nuggets-backers getting over FIVE TO ONE odds, with the TWO best players on your team.
I'm not even a Carmello fan, but this line is absolutely ridiculous, and should be two to one, AT MOST.
Heat (+120) over BULLS
Let me get this straight:
The defending champs, who have Dwayne Wade and Shaquille O'Neal on their team are UNDERDOGS to a team who has ZERO elite players, and might very well go 32-50 next season.
I'm reading this line correctly, right?
Nets (+140) over RAPTORS
CHris Bosh is a very nice player, and the Raptors are a likeable surprise this year . . .
. . . but Jason Kidd is the best point guard since Magic and Isiah, and Vince Carter could EASILY go for 35 per game again his former mates.
IMO, the Nets should be 2 to 1 favorites in this one.
Wizards (+1800) over CAVALIERS
EIGHTEEN TO ONE?
Are you fucking serious?
Twenty-one year old fingernail-biting Lebron James and a bunch of rejects are favored by EIGHTEEN to one to win a playoff series?!!!!!!
With all sincerity, this Cavaliers team shouldn't be favored to beat the worst team in the league by eighteen to one, let alone a team who's just as good as they are, minus Gilbert Arenas.
The Wizards without Arenas DO suck, but the Cavs, even with LeBron Christ are VERY VERY beatable.