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After their horrific ordeal,sailing into dangerous waters and being held hostage for 388 days by Somalian pirates,Paul and Rachel Chandler have said that they now just want time out and have planned a backpacking trek across the Helmand Province.
 
zr120 said:
Lad in a bar see's a big fat lass at the bar so goes over and ask "have you got a pen". The female overwhelmed by the attention jumps up and say "yes"

guy replies "well you better get back to it before the farmer realises your missing"
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Hahaha I just noticed this. Pelter! :D
 
My missus says I'm immature and we should set aside a day so that we can talk.


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Like that's gonna happen in the middle of the conker season!
 
My girlfriend says I'm a stalker

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Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet
 
i rang the rape help line,its not that helpfull

i told them i picked the girl i want to rape and asked for some advice and tips.

they reported me to the police the cunts.
 
What are the 3 words u dont want to hear during sex?

''honey im home!!''
 
What do you call a women who puts her bills in the fire?

Bernadette.


What do you call a man who is missing his shin bone?

Tony.
 
I was stood at a barberque the other day, 30 mins I waited for a haircut...
Dyslexia is not remotely fanny.


My Grandfather said ''Never have children.''

I thought what a lovely piece of advice until he added

''Only Grandchildren.''
 
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