The Joke Thread

[bogman]

im not sending any money to Japan after the earth quake.there rich enough

every fucker has a boat outside there front door.

 

[botfly]

What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis?

NSFW:

Just-in

 

[VAC]

I downloaded a copy of the Qur'an last night... Want me to burn you a copy?

 

[botfly]

That religionist.

 

[badandwicked]

I've just been arrested by the police, apparently wrapping your cock in the Beano and wanking on the bus can not be classified as "comic relief"

 

[VAC]

Mate just told me a belter.

No wonder the death toll of the Japanese earthquake is so low, they keep finding the same guy.

 

[Sadie]

I wonder if Buzz and Woody have ever met Andy's Mum's toys? I mean they probably have the same names.

 

[botfly]

I met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents.
I said ''I know that accent, you two ladies are from Scotland aren't you?''
''Wales, you fucking idiot'', one of them replied.
''Oh sorry'', I said. ''You two whales are from Scotland aren't you?''


I was about to eat some grapes when I suddenly noticed a message on the bag saying 'Wash before eating'.
So I had a quick shower first.

 

[fluffybudzz]

why don black ppl go on cruises?

they're not falling for that again!

 

[fluffybudzz]

I've just been arrested by the police, apparently wrapping your cock in the Beano and wanking on the bus can not be classified as "comic relief"

haha. sickipedia

 

[Mugz]

Mate just told me a belter.

No wonder the death toll of the Japanese earthquake is so low, they keep finding the same guy.

Not quite sure this joke could be classified as a belter, it is pretty racist if I am reading it correctly and not really funny at all

 

[badandwicked]

haha. sickipedia

no, a mate. I didnt even know the existence of sickipedia, but i do now . I just saw botflys welsh girl joke on there though.

 

[Sadie]

no, a mate. I didnt even know the existence of sickipedia, but i do now . I just saw botflys welsh girl joke on there though.

Me neither but CHEERS

 

[VAC]

Not quite sure this joke could be classified as a belter, it is pretty racist if I am reading it correctly and not really funny at all

It's pretty racist? It's a fucking joke, you plank.

 

[fluffybudzz]

no, a mate. I didnt even know the existence of sickipedia, but i do now . I just saw botflys welsh girl joke on there though.

tis a class source of the filthiest jokes!

 

[Mugz]

It's pretty racist? It's a fucking joke, you plank.

Oh, sorry, didn't realise racism was perfectly acceptable as long as it is in joke form, will try and remember that next time 8)

 

[Evad]

The joke works on the premise that it is ridiculous that japanese people would find their own identical, it's hardly hate filled. It's also proven that people of one race find it harder to distinguish between those of another.

 

[VAC]

Oh, sorry, didn't realise racism was perfectly acceptable as long as it is in joke form, will try and remember that next time 8)

Sarcasm, really... If you are going to reply to me, put some thought into it, please.

This one is just for you sugar nips [edit - no pun intended].

How can you identify Japanese prostitutes?

They're the ones in fish nets...

 

[tambourine-man]

How can you identify Japanese prostitutes?

They're the ones with glowing fannies?

 

[mattnotrik]

Japan thanked the UK for sending them a team of search dogs


they said they were fucking delicious.







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