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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

rockstar 69 said:
Someone tried to orgasm in my ear earlier,

Luckily I heard them coming.
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Lol you reminded me of this

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How do you know it's bed time in Gary Glitters house?
Its when the big hand touches the little hand.
 
Teacher to class: "Children,we are all descendants of Adam + Eve" Pupil:"But Miss,my mummy and Daddy said we came from apes." Teacher: "Stay out of this one Leroy,I'm not talking about your lot.".

And before the P/C mob come out and attack me , the boy who sweeps my chimney, and cleans my toilet is black.... So there !
 
My mate's shagging twins, who both like it up the arse.I asked how do you tell them apart?He said oh thats easy, Sally's got massive tits and a nice shaven fanny and Derek's got a moustache and big bollocks.

My wife was on her death bed called me over & asked me to open a box from under the bed. Inside I found 3 eggs & 7 grand in cash. "What are the eggs for?" I asked. She replied "every time we had crap sex i would put an egg in the box. "Not bad" I said, "3 eggs in 35 years. And the cash?" She
replied. "Every time i got a dozen i sold them......"
 
Costa Cruises have assured the maritime authorities that their next captain will be guaranteed never to hit anything. Captain Fernando Torres starts work Monday.
 
3 gangsta's up in court first one charged with having a gun.
The judge says take him out and hang the bastard !
Second mans charged with having 2 guns. The judge says take him out hang the bastard !
Third one charged with having 49 pence in his pocket.
The judge says take him out, and hang the bastard !
His lawyer says but he didnt have a gun, your honour, 'I know' said the judge, 'but the fucker was saving for one.'
 
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In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
 
I met a woman the other day, who claimed she washed her fanny with floor detergent..


..i reckon she was just trying to be a flash cunt
 
herbanite - Hello & welcome to EADD!

The Joke Thread is not the place for a serious discussion.

(especially in the midst of all this riling eachother up)
 
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