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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?
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Just a polite request... could you bunch of white bastard beefwogs please cut out the squabbling?
I think some things got taken seriously which shouldn't have been - it happens (I've been guilty of it myself plenty of times) but it doesn't really help the thread if we've got an argument going on. Especially the joke thread.
I've unapproved the posts which were in the way. Now as you were, or I'll come back and racially abuse the lot of you Chinksambo Dead Sea Taffgypos.
Got it?
I think some things got taken seriously which shouldn't have been - it happens (I've been guilty of it myself plenty of times) but it doesn't really help the thread if we've got an argument going on. Especially the joke thread.
I've unapproved the posts which were in the way. Now as you were, or I'll come back and racially abuse the lot of you Chinksambo Dead Sea Taffgypos.
Got it?
Acid4Blood
Bluelighter
^ Cheers man! 
One dark night a truck driver notices an obviously distressed young woman standing on the edge of a bridge in the middle of nowhere. Afraid that she is about to jump, he pulls over and asks her if she is OK.
She turns around sobbing, with makeup running down her face, and tells him she is going to commit suicide, and that there is nothing he can do to change her mind.
The trucker thinks about it and see's this as an opportunity, and sleazily suggests that she sucks him off first.
When she finishes, he tells her that she has a talent and shouldnt waste it, and also asks why she is meaning to jump in the first place, to which she replies-"Because my parents wont accept that i want to be a woman" ...
She turns around sobbing, with makeup running down her face, and tells him she is going to commit suicide, and that there is nothing he can do to change her mind.
The trucker thinks about it and see's this as an opportunity, and sleazily suggests that she sucks him off first.
When she finishes, he tells her that she has a talent and shouldnt waste it, and also asks why she is meaning to jump in the first place, to which she replies-"Because my parents wont accept that i want to be a woman" ...
badandwicked
Bluelighter
^ I'm transgender and i find that offensive. Reported.
strungout2010
Bluelighter
Fair Play SammyG, after all ,right or wrong , your the gaffer. !
@ acid4 blood , wouldn't have thought that I could have offended anyone , with that joke.
Obviously I was wrong.
I'd like to forget about it, and I hope you can too, take it easy mate stay away from barbed wire, and be be lucky.
@ acid4 blood , wouldn't have thought that I could have offended anyone , with that joke.
Obviously I was wrong.
I'd like to forget about it, and I hope you can too, take it easy mate stay away from barbed wire, and be be lucky.
Bluebell
Bluelighter
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Acid4Blood
Bluelighter
It's all cool & forgotten! %)
herbanite said:
You didn't get in trouble!
I just asked SG to clean up the thread.Sorry you got caught up in the middle of that on your first day as a BL'er!
Much peace, love & respect to you too. See ya around!
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Pish, I want to know what the offending joke was now ![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Really? I assumed the offending joke had been deleted. That's hardly offensive.
*resists the urge to actually be offensive*
I'm from Glasgow, being offensive to, or being offended by, the Irish is like a national sport round here.
When's Guinness, sorry, I mean St. Patrick's day btw? I've heard it's a Saturday this year, definitely not a day to be out in the pubs here lol.
*resists the urge to actually be offensive*
I'm from Glasgow, being offensive to, or being offended by, the Irish is like a national sport round here.
When's Guinness, sorry, I mean St. Patrick's day btw? I've heard it's a Saturday this year, definitely not a day to be out in the pubs here lol.
Acid4Blood
Bluelighter
I wasn't offended by it. I just responded in a racist way cos I was in a bad mood at the time. Apologies to strungout2010.
Much respect!
Joke on....
parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Ahh right, makes a wee bit of sense now. I didn't think you'd be one to be so easily offended.
I'm more offended at how shite the jokes in this thread are. They really have been rotten recently. Not that I've got any good ones to add right enough
I'm more offended at how shite the jokes in this thread are. They really have been rotten recently. Not that I've got any good ones to add right enough
YellowPolkaDotHalo
Ex-Bluelighter
try this one.
Jugglers/hackers/
in fact try taking a q.
No darkside Ive just got up
Jugglers/hackers/
in fact try taking a q.
No darkside
Ive just got up
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strungout2010
Bluelighter
^ that joke has gone right over my head^
maybe this will explain it.
Just found out my brother Dave has got alzheimers . . . hope it doesn't run in the family because my brother Dave has got it as well.
maybe this will explain it.
Just found out my brother Dave has got alzheimers . . . hope it doesn't run in the family because my brother Dave has got it as well.
Vanman77
Bluelighter
A doctor asks an 85 year old men to give him a sample of his sperm as part of his annual exam.
so he tells the pacient "Take this jar home and bring it back tomorrow filled with your sperm"
The next day the 85 year old man, returns to the doctors office with the jar as empty and clean as he recieved it.
The doctor asks him what happened and the old man explains:
' first i tried to do it with my right hand, but i couldnt.
next with my left hand, and still, nothing
then i called my wife, and asked her for help,
again, she tried with her right and left hands, nothing
then she tried with her mouth, firs with her fake teeth, then without them, but with no results"
My mother in law came, and she said "i know how to do it, so she tried in a lot of different ways, the strangest ones, but she couldnt make it either"
We even called our neighbour Suzy, and she also tried with both her hands. but, alas, it was all in vain"
The doctor was shocked: 'you asked your mother in law and your neighbour...?'
And the old man replied:
'yes Dr., but non of us could open the jar ..."
so he tells the pacient "Take this jar home and bring it back tomorrow filled with your sperm"
The next day the 85 year old man, returns to the doctors office with the jar as empty and clean as he recieved it.
The doctor asks him what happened and the old man explains:
' first i tried to do it with my right hand, but i couldnt.
next with my left hand, and still, nothing
then i called my wife, and asked her for help,
again, she tried with her right and left hands, nothing
then she tried with her mouth, firs with her fake teeth, then without them, but with no results"
My mother in law came, and she said "i know how to do it, so she tried in a lot of different ways, the strangest ones, but she couldnt make it either"
We even called our neighbour Suzy, and she also tried with both her hands. but, alas, it was all in vain"
The doctor was shocked: 'you asked your mother in law and your neighbour...?'
And the old man replied:
'yes Dr., but non of us could open the jar ..."
strungout2010
Bluelighter
Dad comes home to find his 17yr old daughter with a Pink Dildo up her Ass "What the hell are doing?" He shouts "Well You wont let me have a boyfriend, so this is my boyfriend substitute!" The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad drinking a can of beer with the Pink Dildo up HIS ass "What the hell are You doing?She shouts. He replies "Having a beer with Your Boyfriend!"