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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

So is he a contestant on the show? Or ex-contestant? Or presenter or ex-presenter? Or what? Did he kicked off due to the ching & generally getting wrecked?

Fuck, I'm actually trying to find out information about X-Factor. All it took was a wee bit of cocaine to get me interested haha. Might even start watching it now lol.
 
He got asked to leave generally for being wrecked all the time and for going on about how much come he does, as soon as the press got wind of it it as causing too much bad publicity for the so and he got asked to leave, basically he got kicked off!
 
I don't know who is he either tbh, just that he is a xfactor choofter and he got caught with cocaine.
 
Fuck, I'm actually trying to find out information about X-Factor. All it took was a wee bit of cocaine to get me interested haha.
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Exactly why the "story" broke. Such cynical manipulation, they act shocked but really just milk the free advertising.
 
I somehow manage to know what happened probally because i read too much fucking news, never watched the xfacvtor though never will. all he did was say "ive done coke before n shagged some pasty" and what was enough, in the paper though he said "ive never bought it" "ive only been given it, ive only ever done it 6 times" the most he did was FOUR LINES IN A ROW..

rehab was mentioned........................ :! also 2 girls basically sold there story the next day that they both shagged him, great news
 
just got a little puppy as a present.its almost all black and brown with just a little bit of white.

im going to call it Birmingham
 
How does Bob Marley like he's sandwiches?...with Jammin!

So this bloke came up to me and said 'I've just dropped my scrabble set on the pavement'. I said 'Really? What's the word on the street?'

I lost 15 pounds at weight weight watchers this week, I never realized until I checked my wallet!
 
bogman said:
just got a little puppy as a present.its almost all black and brown with just a little bit of white.

im going to call it Birmingham
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hnahaha wowowowo watch it sam will fuck you with his long hard moderating dick for that one.



I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.

"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.

"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.

"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."
 
I just got fired from my new job at the laundrette...Apparently, standing at the door telling niggers and pakis to fuck off isn't how you separate dark from whites!
 
I watched intently as the "other" woman slowly peeled off my girlfriends panties and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanking...midwives, eh? Got no fucking sense of humor at all!
 
lazygit said:
I just got fired from my new job at the laundrette...Apparently, standing at the door telling niggers and pakis to fuck off isn't how you separate dark from whites!
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You ARE a lazygit, some BL'r got into deep shit on page ONE of this thread for being racist, you shoulda looked there first you lazy git. Not that I give a fuck... I just thought it was funny you're called lazygit.
 
I went for a self-defense class last night.

The instructor said,"I want you to take me by surprise and attack me.

So when I saw him in Sainsury's the next day, I threw a tin of beans at his head.
 
I'm not being racist it's a JOKE many of which are based on un PC comments. Listen I read entire threads from beginning to end all the time..its tedious, I'm fucked and just dropped a few jokes in without reading the entire thread. People are always gonna find something offensive but there just JOKES. Furthermore you quoting what I said is just as bad as me posting it in the first place..If its a problem then I will edit it but you've gone and quoted it!

billabong said:
You ARE a lazygit, some BL'r got into deep shit on page ONE of this thread for being racist, you shoulda looked there first you lazy git.
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scrooloose said:
Irelands largest department store had a major power cut. 37 people were stuck on the escalator for more than two hours.

Now,do i get a bollocking off Shamhaingrim for a) another shit joke or b) it may be offensive to the oirish.
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Actually, that would be funny if you used Singaporeans instead, FWIW, Singapore is very high-tech, escalators everywhere, and everybody moves at a snails pace, and NEVER walks up or down an escalator, unlike London, where you have a 'fast lane' to the right. Well, it would only be funny in Singapore... there's not much to laugh about there anyway, unless you're filthy riche. Have i just been racist? I think you can get caned for that over there...:(
 
lazygit said:
I'm not being racist it's a JOKE many of which are based on un PC comments. Listen I read entire threads from beginning to end all the time..its tedious, I'm fucked and just dropped a few jokes in without reading the entire thread. People are always gonna find something offensive but there just JOKES. Furthermore you quoting what I said is just as bad as me posting it in the first place..If its a problem then I will edit it but you've gone and quoted it!
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I never said you were racist, I said someone else got told off for being racist. There is a difference... chill bro.
 
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