I would like to extend the following to certain individuals that preach on the virtue of proper environmental hygiene, particularly at the worst time; a stimulant binge.
Due to my disregard for throwing things away, or my fond regard for keeping a bin just feet away in the en-suite, I have managed to procure a few hours of being really high or partially/completely poisoned. I might already be dead, that would be fitting. For my afterlife to be me posting on bluelight, we continue like nothing happened.
I will be dead but the forum would still update every time someone posts. I'll be able to post, too. I won't be able to tell you that I'm dead, I'll still have just a physical body, my consciousness, and a stoic internet connection, straight from the guy that Terrence McKenna does an impersonation of when he describes his DMT trip ( Shpongle have him in loads of their
songs and it's always something really familiar and God-like to me.)Anyway he's the Angel in the 'other place' that built the emoticons so he's really good with universal meta-computing or something nerdy like that. Everyone always calls him 'big man' all the time, which is really common down here in 'our place' (especially more specifically, where I live).
So what they'll do is give me 4 mortal-like events that I can post about each day, and I can also relate to the news and drugs and things. I won't be allowed to take them. They've got these serious men called 'Abrahams'. Some people call them 'brah'. They take the drugs and then you just copy what they say. Not exactly heaven but not a bad afterlife. You do still have free will though. I could tell you the truth about life and things but then my existence would change into something different. It's not like you'd believe me anyway :D
The way that they work out your afterlife is based on a time/satisfaction/victim ratio. I've probably spent most time browsing bluelight and smoking weed as the scenario in my life that, in general, was positive - rather than the best times you ever had. If someone had, for example been imprisoned for most of their life. That would not mean they were likely to experience that as their afterlife because there was a satisfaction/victim clause in there, too. However, I guess there must be some people that really like being in prison