The EADD I'm Fucked MEGATHREAD - Imaginations required from an imaginative mod/member

[Eveleivibe]

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Congrats to gardenlane & the don!

Are you hoping for a baby girl or boy?

Once we know the sex when can start a thread and poll baby names.

How exciting.

I suppose there will be a wedding to come too..

Congrats Don. Hope the baby's healthy. This is nice news.

Evey

 

[gardenlane]

Har fucking har. We are naming it bluelight. Fuckwits.

 

[felix]

Call it Spangles.

 

[Don Luigi]

She and the baby's new daddy can call it what they want.

It won't be my name on the birth certificate. I'm getting OJ's lawyer.

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

She and the baby's new daddy can call it what they want.

It won't be my name on the birth certificate. I'm getting OJ's lawyer.

I would gladly be your attorney, I mentored under Oscar Zeta Acosta, so my credentials are good

 

[gardenlane]

I hate all of you

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

I hate all of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ_8nLLdStg

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I would gladly be your attorney, I mentored under Oscar Zeta Acosta, so my credentials are good

'Too weird to live, and too rare to die'

 

[Don Luigi]

I would gladly be your attorney, I mentored under Oscar Zeta Acosta, so my credentials are good

Hired.

However, I will still want refer to you as 'My Samoan attorney'

 

[Eveleivibe]

Sigh.

No wonder this place is practically dead.

Evey

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

Hired.

However, I will still want refer to you as 'My Samoan attorney'

You may and I shall refer to GL as my long haired opponent.

You got it Fubar ( off topic, but watched this last night, took me right back%) )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQ1CvwF7BQ

 

[Don Luigi]

Sigh.

No wonder this place is practically dead.

Evey

What's the reason then?

Or is this your latest rhetorical inner-monologue, being projected into your replies?

 

[gardenlane]

I wouldn't let you near any child anyway. Druggy.

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

 

[gardenlane]

^^^^ bless his little face

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

^^^^ bless his little face

Its a Diddy Don

 

[gardenlane]

You're mistaken. This is a diddy Don who clearly got his shaving skills from Daddy-o.

 

[gardenlane]

Very grumpy and very emotional. Goddamn women! Gonna sip my medicine, it's even got elixir in its name must be magical! I'll watch wolf on wall street and contemplate becoming a successful drug addict with a helicopter.

 

[Don Luigi]

I'll watch wolf on wall street and contemplate becoming a successful drug addict with a helicopter.

You do realise that it's much more common to find successful drug dealers with helicopters?

Wouldn't successful addicts be quite sick and far too inebriated to negotiate the terms of a helicopter purchase?

Despite this, I'll be happy to help when you've ironed out the finer points.

 

[gardenlane]

....maybe that's what I meant!