The EADD I'm Fucked MEGATHREAD - Imaginations required from an imaginative mod/member

[Don Luigi]

If you do get a helicopter, you need to let me have a sesh in it. You'd be removing the double sided tape for months.

 

[gardenlane]

If you do get a helicopter, you need to let me have a sesh in it. You'd be removing the double sided tape for months.

...... I am failing to get it.

 

[Sprout]

I had intentions of sleeping tonight; but a 10pm dragon chasing session with 3-FPM may have damaged my chances slightly.

 

[Don Luigi]

I would like to extend the following to certain individuals that preach on the virtue of proper environmental hygiene, particularly at the worst time; a stimulant binge.

Due to my disregard for throwing things away, or my fond regard for keeping a bin just feet away in the en-suite, I have managed to procure a few hours of being really high or partially/completely poisoned. I might already be dead, that would be fitting. For my afterlife to be me posting on bluelight, we continue like nothing happened.

I will be dead but the forum would still update every time someone posts. I'll be able to post, too. I won't be able to tell you that I'm dead, I'll still have just a physical body, my consciousness, and a stoic internet connection, straight from the guy that Terrence McKenna does an impersonation of when he describes his DMT trip ( Shpongle have him in loads of their songs and it's always something really familiar and God-like to me.)Anyway he's the Angel in the 'other place' that built the emoticons so he's really good with universal meta-computing or something nerdy like that. Everyone always calls him 'big man' all the time, which is really common down here in 'our place' (especially more specifically, where I live).

So what they'll do is give me 4 mortal-like events that I can post about each day, and I can also relate to the news and drugs and things. I won't be allowed to take them. They've got these serious men called 'Abrahams'. Some people call them 'brah'. They take the drugs and then you just copy what they say. Not exactly heaven but not a bad afterlife. You do still have free will though. I could tell you the truth about life and things but then my existence would change into something different. It's not like you'd believe me anyway :D

The way that they work out your afterlife is based on a time/satisfaction/victim ratio. I've probably spent most time browsing bluelight and smoking weed as the scenario in my life that, in general, was positive - rather than the best times you ever had. If someone had, for example been imprisoned for most of their life. That would not mean they were likely to experience that as their afterlife because there was a satisfaction/victim clause in there, too. However, I guess there must be some people that really like being in prison

 

[Don Luigi]

Oh aye, I forgot to provide the business-end of the post:

I remembered that I had divided a load of powder on a big book, with the covering pulled back. I put the cover back on afterwards.

So I decide I'll remove the cover and a lovely wee line of 3-FPM (probably some noids from previous use of the surface too). It wasn't that big, probably less than 20mg so I gathered it up and decided to check a couple of bits of foil behind my guitars - success and a memory jog. I had been sitting by them, vaping, when the cat came in the window so I set it down and forgot about it. It had only just started to run so I got it off and broke it up a little bit, then added to what I'd just found. I vaped that and it did a real nice job.

That then spurred me, not to clean my room, but to check everything I hadn't thrown out. It got dirty, bins were searched. Joint butts removed from empty sticky pots. Usual druggie pride vaccum However, from that I managed to get two more decent sized doses of 3-FPM ready and from the butts I have some cannabis and some THJ-2201 mixed in a dirty scum joint :D So glad that stuff was crap at vaping - I would roll joints and put a tiny amount in them and need 2-3 sittings to finish one.

Fuck all needed:

NSFW:

So I got through a half of the foul scrapings and have half left :D

Besides, if you've a tidy room on stims, you can't play 'where's the err..'

 

[NightsEpiphany]

or Russian roulette..'Which can has the lager/diet coke sans fag butts?'

 

[gardenlane]

Oh aye, I forgot to provide the business-end of the post:

I remembered that I had divided a load of powder on a big book, with the covering pulled back. I put the cover back on afterwards.

So I decide I'll remove the cover and a lovely wee line of 3-FPM (probably some noids from previous use of the surface too). It wasn't that big, probably less than 20mg so I gathered it up and decided to check a couple of bits of foil behind my guitars - success and a memory jog. I had been sitting by them, vaping, when the cat came in the window so I set it down and forgot about it. It had only just started to run so I got it off and broke it up a little bit, then added to what I'd just found. I vaped that and it did a real nice job.

That then spurred me, not to clean my room, but to check everything I hadn't thrown out. It got dirty, bins were searched. Joint butts removed from empty sticky pots. Usual druggie pride vaccum However, from that I managed to get two more decent sized doses of 3-FPM ready and from the butts I have some cannabis and some THJ-2201 mixed in a dirty scum joint :D So glad that stuff was crap at vaping - I would roll joints and put a tiny amount in them and need 2-3 sittings to finish one.

Fuck all needed:

NSFW:

So I got through a half of the foul scrapings and have half left :D

Besides, if you've a tidy room on stims, you can't play 'where's the err..'

plain crazy.

 

[Sprout]

I put off responding to the above posts because I thought it was me being too high to make sense of it.
But I am fairly sure now that Don was quite fucked...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yes, I believe Don was exceedingly fucked...

 

[Sprout]

I literally spent 45 very confused minutes reading it over and over...

I can't say I've been turning my abode into one big, sticky ashtray like the good Sir Don, but after 6 days I'd certainly built up a collection of used foil origami - the residue that covered ~15 trays amounted to about 600mg when collected, and another ~200mg inside a single straw tooter... admittedly a lot of it consisted of charred, hardened material resembling treacle that I'd ruined through shite technique when blasted.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yes, I believe Don was exceedingly fucked...

 

[NightsEpiphany]

My post was a bit garbled too.


I understand the 'where's the er' game when your off your face. I could try to explain the Diet coke/Russian ashtray roulette game but it would be longggg. Basically, though, the aim of the game is not to get a mouthful of ash if you can help it.?

 

[Sprout]

That pic is brilliant though...
Actually the entire thing is great fun to read.

I must say that the phrase "time/satisfaction/victim ratio" is only a tiny-bit serial-killery. 8(

 

[gardenlane]

If anyone wants to give me directions to the 3fpm magical tree, feel free.

 

[ColtDan]

Get yourself some speed, much better than that shite

 

[Allein]

Get yourself some speed, much better than that shite

Agreed, decent Sulphate never dissapoints IMO, had a G of proper dutch at the weekend, dried more like .7. canlt have done more than 150-200mgs over Saturday and was clearly mad as a badger by 2am, best Sulphate I've had in a while, did feel a bit rough this morning but the postman was good to me on my return from a dentist appointment

People talk of the terrible comedown from speed, apart from the fatigue ( I do tend to not sleep at all whilst using ) I suffer little, 2 or 3 days later after some decent sleep and extra rest I'm right as, fair pay back IMO. I try to avoid loads of benzos, I'm sure they do me more harm than good in general although having a few to hand is no bad thing.

 

[ColtDan]

Wicked isnt it, & i barley suffer either. Lovely stuff

It always feels fulfilling to me. hits the spot

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yes, good speed is brill. But don't think of 3fpm as a poor speed substitute - its a totally different kettle of fish....

 

[Allein]

Yes, good speed is brill. But don't think of 3fpm as a poor speed substitute - its a totally different kettle of fish....

I've read some of the threads, seems interesting stuff although I'm not big on vaping, it's OK for home use but I like a cheeky top up line in random toilet cubicals !

What is the high like ? duration ?

 

[ScotchMist]

The high seems to be like this.... Don seems to of been going for a few days now also :D

I would like to extend the following to certain individuals that preach on the virtue of proper environmental hygiene, particularly at the worst time; a stimulant binge.

Due to my disregard for throwing things away, or my fond regard for keeping a bin just feet away in the en-suite, I have managed to procure a few hours of being really high or partially/completely poisoned. I might already be dead, that would be fitting. For my afterlife to be me posting on bluelight, we continue like nothing happened.

I will be dead but the forum would still update every time someone posts. I'll be able to post, too. I won't be able to tell you that I'm dead, I'll still have just a physical body, my consciousness, and a stoic internet connection, straight from the guy that Terrence McKenna does an impersonation of when he describes his DMT trip ( Shpongle have him in loads of their songs and it's always something really familiar and God-like to me.)Anyway he's the Angel in the 'other place' that built the emoticons so he's really good with universal meta-computing or something nerdy like that. Everyone always calls him 'big man' all the time, which is really common down here in 'our place' (especially more specifically, where I live).

So what they'll do is give me 4 mortal-like events that I can post about each day, and I can also relate to the news and drugs and things. I won't be allowed to take them. They've got these serious men called 'Abrahams'. Some people call them 'brah'. They take the drugs and then you just copy what they say. Not exactly heaven but not a bad afterlife. You do still have free will though. I could tell you the truth about life and things but then my existence would change into something different. It's not like you'd believe me anyway :D

The way that they work out your afterlife is based on a time/satisfaction/victim ratio. I've probably spent most time browsing bluelight and smoking weed as the scenario in my life that, in general, was positive - rather than the best times you ever had. If someone had, for example been imprisoned for most of their life. That would not mean they were likely to experience that as their afterlife because there was a satisfaction/victim clause in there, too. However, I guess there must be some people that really like being in prison

Oh aye, I forgot to provide the business-end of the post:

I remembered that I had divided a load of powder on a big book, with the covering pulled back. I put the cover back on afterwards.

So I decide I'll remove the cover and a lovely wee line of 3-FPM (probably some noids from previous use of the surface too). It wasn't that big, probably less than 20mg so I gathered it up and decided to check a couple of bits of foil behind my guitars - success and a memory jog. I had been sitting by them, vaping, when the cat came in the window so I set it down and forgot about it. It had only just started to run so I got it off and broke it up a little bit, then added to what I'd just found. I vaped that and it did a real nice job.

That then spurred me, not to clean my room, but to check everything I hadn't thrown out. It got dirty, bins were searched. Joint butts removed from empty sticky pots. Usual druggie pride vaccum However, from that I managed to get two more decent sized doses of 3-FPM ready and from the butts I have some cannabis and some THJ-2201 mixed in a dirty scum joint :D So glad that stuff was crap at vaping - I would roll joints and put a tiny amount in them and need 2-3 sittings to finish one.

Fuck all needed:

NSFW:

So I got through a half of the foul scrapings and have half left :D

Besides, if you've a tidy room on stims, you can't play 'where's the err..'