The cheesiest techno songs of ALL TIME?

psillocybin said:
nope, I'm speaking of a house dj who was recently signed to HTS, who tried to hit on me by saying "You should come over to my house, I have over 3000 techno records we can listen to!"
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So quite possibly, either

1. It was techno, or
2. They didn't actually know what they were talking about
 
I know it's been mentioned....but we used ta say...

it aint a party till somebody drops Sandstorm! <notice sarcasm>

"what's next? Castles in the Sky?"

Bam! there it went!

true story....
 
Doesn't get much worse than Sandstorm in my opinion (I realize it's Trance, but still). If I had never heard the song before in my life, I'd probably enjoy it. The song fundamentally is not bad, just how every idiot and their brother knows it. Hearing it way too much has destroyed the song to the point where I cringe if I hear it.
 
No one's even impressed by the fact that I dug up Scooter?

/e goes over in the corner and spins his Smart-E's records.
 
^^ I'd never even heard of that guy before, but dude is pretty cheesy (and confusing too, because he's saying "move your ass" but he's not saying "ass" and he's not saying "arse," but more like a combo of the two)

here's the ultimate in cheesiness for our American audience. It was cheesy 10 years ago, and now, in 2009, it must be destroyed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMEDZnM_TZE
 
-everytime we touch
-pretty rave girl (this song PISS me off)
-DJ sammy's Heaven
 
That song was pretty popular in the Chicago rave scene back when I was going to parties, I fucking love the video.
 
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