The cheesiest techno songs of ALL TIME?

This should be called the worst trance or dance track. The tracks listed on the first 2 pages are trance but I haven't went any further in this thread than that.
 
I want to say, first of all, that I've heard a lot of people trash "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit," but I think it's a pretty sweet track, probably because I'm from the Detroit area. But some cheesy tracks to clear the club:

September - Cry For You
Rockell - In a Dream
N+K vs. Dennis the Menace - Cruising
DJ Sammy - Heaven
DJ Encore - I See Right Through You
Darude - Sandstorm
DHT - Listen to Your Heart
Benassi Bros. - Rocket in the Sky (never could understand the fascination people had over this one)
Armand Van Helden - My My My (Stonebridge Remix)
David Morales - Feels Good (Stonebridge Club Mix)
 
psillocybin said:
OMG where is all the happy hardcore
you can't have cheese without happy hardcore!!
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Well, it is a thread about techno isn't it. To choose a happy hardcore tune as your cheesiest techno tune would be a little nonsensical.
 
omen_owen mk2 said:
Well, it is a thread about techno isn't it. To choose a happy hardcore tune as your cheesiest techno tune would be a little nonsensical.
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maybe I have a limited understanding of the techno genre, but to me it doesn't seem to cheesy. just repetative.
 
omen_owen mk2 said:
Well, it is a thread about techno isn't it. To choose a happy hardcore tune as your cheesiest techno tune would be a little nonsensical.
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This thread confuses and saddens me :( Almost all the songs listed are trance and house... not techno
 
Regulus said:
This thread confuses and saddens me :( Almost all the songs listed are trance and house... not techno
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probably because "techno" has become the blanket term for pretty much all electronic music.

i have never heard any ACTUAL techno i would call cheesy, but then again it is definately not my preferred genre so i don't really delve that deep into it
 
psillocybin said:
probably because "techno" has become the blanket term for pretty much all electronic music.

i have never heard any ACTUAL techno i would call cheesy, but then again it is definately not my preferred genre so i don't really delve that deep into it
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Techno is by it's nature pretty uncheesy, but some of the oldskool stuff is pretty cheddar. However, One Night in Hackney is the cheesiest techno tune about at the moment. Then, it is meant as a bit of a laugh.
 
I'm not sure if anyone has said this yet... but the most obvious club killer is Sandstorm - Darude (IMO)

I have seen that track clear a club in about 30 seconds flat. I was out the door as soon as the DJ started mixing it. He was sampling it before his mix so everyone knew it was coming. By the time he dropped it totally the entire club was empty.
 
Anything by Tiesto, or any other mainstream trance for that matter.
-Happy Hardcore
-most of the aforementioned songs
D:

and I absolutely agree with you cky2kak, xD
 
omen_owen mk2 said:
Right:

Dynamo City-One Night in Hackney


I win, there is no cheesier techno tune!
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At least you did list an actual techno track.

In all fairness though, I heard Chris Liberator nail this at the end of his set and everyone was pissing themselves, then had it.

Techno is generally as raw and none-cheesy as you get. If that's as cheesy techno does get it's doing a pretty good job.

This thread should be renamed, you can't exactly confuse Liv Tyler with a piece of shit on the ground, in exactly the same way you can't confuse techno with some of the shit in this thread.
 
psillocybin said:
probably because "techno" has become the blanket term for pretty much all electronic music.
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Absolutely anyone I know who's into dance music knows that techno is an entirely seperate genre, anyone who isn't doesn't.

That's why we're underground, innit. ;)
 
Tranced said:
Absolutely anyone I know who's into dance music knows that techno is an entirely seperate genre, anyone who isn't doesn't.

That's why we're underground, innit. ;)
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I've heard many people... even some semi-accomplished djs... refer to dance music as "techno"

LAME
 
psillocybin said:
I've heard many people... even some semi-accomplished djs... refer to dance music as "techno"

LAME
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I'd imagine that's either because

1. It was techno, or
2. They didn't actually know what they were talking about
 
Tranced said:
I'd imagine that's either because

1. It was techno, or
2. They didn't actually know what they were talking about
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nope, I'm speaking of a house dj who was recently signed to HTS, who tried to hit on me by saying "You should come over to my house, I have over 3000 techno records we can listen to!"
 
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