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The Caption Game (let's do it properly this time)

Mary was told by a friend that in order to accomodate her new, well endowed boyfriend, she needed to get her pussy nice and relaxed.

Mary has a history of missing the point.
 
hehe last night we gave the cat pills look how skat he is
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"Yeah dude thats fucking hilarious. Mind you, even with the funny picture I reckon my girlfriend will be pissed that you killed her cat"
 
You r Winner. Har Har Har

Ok .. just aftert dawn; but whose counting right?

Scraping together my scattered brain Ive picked a winner.

Its gonna have to be Muzbys quote about his thicky gf

my girlfriend asked me what i wanted for my birthday.

i said my 4 favourite things.. playstation, smokes, alcohol and some pussy.

i think she missed the mark.
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Love ya work Muzby
 
^^ Thats sounds really scary. We dont want to see mini-muzby ... seriously!
 
"Hang on Frank, I just wanna grab a photo of this, at least this way I can show my mates it's not only my wife that's done this...... Ooh crap, that is my wife :("
 
'excuse me maam, your rear brake light is out. whats that? the petrol bowser hanging from your car? oh, i didnt notice that...i am a traffic cop, not a scientist maam'
 
"No Mrs Bobbitt, a petrol station 'being selfish and not giving you an orgasm' is not a legal excuse in the state of Texas"
 
sorry ma'am, but you are not allowed to take the lpg gas hose from the pump as compensation to the rising fuel prices


(yes, in case u didnt kno it is an lpg gas hose, not petrol)
 
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And on this week's special of "Cops on Acid":

Officer Dendy pulls over random vehicles to fill them up with magic gas. He just can't figure out why it is so darn funny!

And Officer Macavoy studies what he thinks to be the infamous highway snake feeding on an excellent specimen of the giant blue rhino.

Later cops senselessly beat a white man...
 
After the recent price hike of Petrol in the US, some people made filling up even harder for other motorists.

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Police Officer: ma'am, I think you forgot something at the Gas Station.
Driver: Oh my god! My cigarettes!

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When Nancy's mobile phone started ringing, she thought it'd be best to answer the phone as far away from the bowser as possible, with all the mobile phone/petrol warnings. As you can see, Nancy is blonde. ;)
 
Case #257125-A. 2nd degree murder of Officer Lenny

Lawyer: "Please state for the court the exact words Officer Lenny said."
Billy Bob: " He sayd: 'Thats a nasty looking hose ya got hangin out there son' and laffed at mee"

Billy Bob: "Den eye shot im in da ed liek he deezurved. Nobody rags on billys tackle"
 
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