The Caption Game (let's do it properly this time)

[muzby]

we have a weiner!!!!!!

Police Officer: ma'am, I think you forgot something at the Gas Station.
Driver: Oh my god! My cigarettes!

good work dude :D

 

[Raving Loony]

Bumped for xcidium!

 

[xcidium]

Nice! :D

Here's this weeks!

 

[muzby]

now. i expect the alien to burst through the belly right about here. when it comes out, i want you to catch the little fucker.

 

[m4dd0g]

Speaking of little brown boys; I tried some of that metamucil stuff last week and ... OMG ...

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

This week on scrubs, another stupid bloke that talks to himself and a hot chick in a nurse uniform

 

[m4dd0g]

"A post-natal abortion is performed by firstly slicing the child into strips about yay long"
- Medicine for politicians 101, University of Singapore

(they had it comin')

 

[m4dd0g]

"Our specialists tell us the father was almost certainly a thick vibrating device about this length"


(sorry for being a postwhore - better out than in right?)

 

[ozbreaker]

No.. realy!! I just looked under the blanket and it was THIS BIG...







Someone had to lower the tone.

[edit]Curse you m4dd0g!!!

 

[xcidium]

^^^ Hahahaa. Nice work.

Am I allowed to enter? I won't choose myself as the winner, I promise!

Now, students. We haven't broke the news to Mr & Mrs Smith yet about poor little Johnny here dying, so for the time being, we've replaced him with a plastic child, now it's your job to wrap him in this here bandage. They'll never suspect a thing.

 

[stepchild]

in the united states, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Dolls (PETD) successfully lobbied for a doll-only hospital:

'my examination findings were generalised rigidity, failure to respond to verbal commands, a rubbery texture to the skin and an absent pulse consistent with a PlastikTech manequin model 44/A suffering from prolonged heat exposure through a shop window'

 

[Duckboy]

^^ gold.

 

[deeCee]

I swear, he made a funny face like this

 

[Rubber_Duck]

!!...i know this doll represents a person,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT why did you bring out the dinner table...........*sigh*............now take all your hands out of your pockets"

 

[maxload]

"Yes, yes, they are all good symptoms of MDMA abuse, but don't forget the vacant stare or gurn and if we saw him a little earlier i'm sure we would have witnessed classic dance moves such as "stacking boxes"."

 

[pillsnapa]

"Yeah...I've made heaps of pottery boys...basically they all start with a lump of clay on a potter's wheel and really wet hands."

 

[josh_nexus]

"Yes madam, I am sure the doll needs medical attention, but back to the original point; who the fuck are you, and why are you dressed up like a doctor?"

 

[m4dd0g]

"Keep Back! The little fucker bites."

 

[Raving Loony]

You see kids, this is what I keep telling you. Zombie Nation isn't just a really fucking shit track, it kills you!

 

[Doodle]

"It keeps crapping on how it wants to be real boy. And I swear 2 minutes ago its nose was this fucking long."