The Caption Game (let's do it properly this time)

[xcidium]

Bump. Lets try again, shall we?

 

[Pop Popavich]

"OK, so we hold hands until they think we're settled, then when they turn their back, I'll roll the dude on stage in the dress, you grab the alter wine and we split."

"Sure, but this don't make us partners, you're still my bitch"

 

[knight_marshall]

"and they wonder why most of us repeat offend..."

or perhaps;

"Shit... maybe if I mash my dick into the chair no one will notice I've got a hard on..."

 

[AlphaCharlieID]

"Im the man"

 

[m4dd0g]

"The introduction of talking penises confused many of the prisoners"

 

[Doppelganger]

"Shit... maybe if I mash my dick into the chair no one will notice I've got a hard on..."

LOL
or... "God, my brain accepts all responsibility for my actions, but don't expect my penis to bow it's head when I'm praying to a cunt!"

 

[Naughtiest_Maximus]

The second incarnation of hands across America wasn't nearly as successful as organisers had hoped for.

 

[miss_goody2shoes]

"tis a shame that rubbing up against this pew (sp?) n holding hands with Boris is all I have left to get me off these days"

(yeh I know that was crap :D)

 

[m4dd0g]

Our Father, who art in solitary,

Feared be thy Name.

Thy shanking done.

You had too much fun,

To Earl twas nicer than than to Harold.

Give us this day our daily smokes.

And forgive us our daily sodomies,

As we clench against those who sodomise against us.

And lead us not into the warden office,

But deliver us from the chair.

For thine is the big house,

and the clink,

and the slammer,

for ever and ever.

I really fear black men!!!!

 

[gher]

I told mum twice! I need sulphuric acid, not industrial strength adhesive, and she sends it again! I still haven't got the first tube she gave me out yet.

 

[maxload]

For crimes against society with their tune "Ebony and Ivory", Paul McCartney and Micheal Jackson are still serving a 20 yr stretch.

 

[xcidium]

BUMP

Ok - and the winner is...
MAXLOAD - post up the next one dude.

For crimes against society with their tune "Ebony and Ivory", Paul McCartney and Micheal Jackson are still serving a 20 yr stretch.