This is news to me. I never really fancied culinary mushrooms ...
Notice how most fellow trippers mention their delicious taste in their reports, with the exception of a few. I've talked to a mushroom expert before who said it was by far his favourite mushroom, he always keeps it in the freezer soaked in some cognac throughout the entire year. My great grand parents' generation used to prepare in here in Hamburg by removing the skins and briefly bioling the caps before serving them. It appears I could skip the second step.
They are also popular in Japan, where Amanitae are still served in restaurants.
T+00:00 I drank a tea of 20-30 freshly picked, dried and ground Fly Agarics. Today is the day!
T+00:40 I started feeling nauseous and the symptom has been growing in intensity throughout the past 7 minutes. I feel like I might actually puke which is very unusual for me with drugs in general, serotonergic psychedelics have only caused emesis in a few trips out of hundreds.
T+00:50 My tongue is starting to feel a bit numb and I have a mild prickling sensation throughout my entire body, especially the hands and feet. Some acid reflux is felt upon eruction. I start to yawn and feel tired, this might be due to lack of sleep during the last few days. I wouldn't mind a pizza now, as paradox as that may sound. It's 10:20am and I haven't eaten anything other than Amanitae.
Please god for the love of drugs let this experience turn into something more than nausea.
T+00:70 Nausea subsiding, very mild vertigo and headache experienced. Starting to feel that I won't feel shit in terms of desirable effects.
T+00:80 I'm hungry. Fly Agarics will not get anyone high and you are all bold-faces liars. :D I am ordering pepperoni pizza.
T+00:90 The headache is a tad more pronounced now and centers around my right eye, The nausea is barely noticable anymore.
T+115:00 Nothing. FUCKING NOTHING!!!! Poisonous my motherfucking ass! I smoke a joint and it makes me very very dizzy. What is this?
T+120:00 Good thing the pizza just arrived. Walking around makes me nauseous as fuck. I sit back down at the pc and puke into my mouth a few seconds later. You took too much, man. Toooo much. I run to the kitchen and let the vomit run into my sink. I go back and again feel the urge to vomit. I run to the bathroom. The vomit is reg-orange and still carries some small Amanita pieces. Significantly less liquid left my GI than had previously entered. Based on the delay I suppose the active elements aren't very well-absorbed through the stomach.
T+122:00 The pizza is just right. It's gotta be my lucky day.
T+130:00 I feel a pizze in my stomach. Not intoxicated though. Nausea has mostly passed. God bless all Neapolitans.
T+152:00 I still feel slightly nauseous, dizzy and a wee bit tired. Nothing to write home about. Surely no religious experience. I feel so betrayed by mother nature. Maybe I should IV some 2C-E.
T+190:00 Time between post seems much longer than it is. If anything I might be feeling some GABAergic effects. Still dizzy.
T+195:00 God I feel drowsy. Off to bed.
T+420:00 I wake up feeling very refreshed, my mood is excellent, but I am relaxed (I'm bipolar

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Given that this is currently a very weak experience, I wonder if eating a 100 fly agarics would result in a full-blown trip. I am leaning towards extracting muscimol and smoking the freebase. 100 fly agarics should really hit my sweet spot!