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Tell a shit joke

Fingersfan said:
The uk's most common owl. The Tea-towel....
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Thanks so much Fingersfan...I only just remembered that I never finished off the joke, obviously vagued off and forgot about it
That was indeed the punch line that had me crying with laughter, though I would have spelt it Teat Owl, being the amnesiac little pedant I am .....I think I had to be there
 
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he needed a poo......Tony sniffing line's alone in Glasgow x
 
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.


These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean
 
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