zombywoof
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Did you hear about the paper boy
he blew away
he blew away
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F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Q) What do drugs and farts have in common?
A) He who supplied it denied it...
A) He who supplied it denied it...
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Q. How did Lady Gaga get her title?
A. She married the Knight .....
A. She married the Knight .....
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Well it made me laugh anyway...
bogman
Bluelighter
my mate who's in a rock band got a Polish roadie, they got a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Fucking foreign roadies stealing our jobs, stealing our jokes etc.etc.....
Vote out people!!!
Oh sorry.....too soon?
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can't believe Gaviscon.
I can't believe Gaviscon.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can't believe Gaviscon.
This is supposed to be the SHIT joke thread - that was much too funny
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Q. What kind of grass only grows on Tracy Island?
A. International Fescue!
A. International Fescue!
steewith2ees
Bluelight Crew
This has got to be this weeks winner. It's so crap I had to Google the definition of fescue - due to the context I had assumed it was some type of grass but as I have no green fingers wotsoeva I still had to check what the term meant.
consumer
Bluelighter
Julie regularly comes up with the goods (read bads) in this thread lolThis has got to be this weeks winner. It's so crap I had to Google the definition of fescue - due to the context I had assumed it was some type of grass but as I have no green fingers wotsoeva I still had to check what the term meant.
Limpet_Chicken
Bluelighter
How does peter mandelson screw in a lightbulb?
he doesn't, he just holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
he doesn't, he just holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
GaryGlisten
Bluelighter
Did you hear about what happened to the Michelin man?
He perished.
He perished.
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can't believe Gaviscon.
Both excellent. Not appropriate for this thread though - must be in a 'leg slapper' thread :D
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Talking of slappers;
What's the difference between a bowling ball and Kerry Katona's twat?
You can only fit 4 fingers in a bowling ball.....
But you can fit five bowling balls in her twat...
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Oh, sorry. I thought you mean Bryan McFadden .....
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Heh, nice one...