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Tell a shit joke

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Actually, she ain't too bad now:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Faithfull

Check out that glass dildo she's holding...
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Christ she looks like Edward Heath.. each to his own.
sir-edward-heath.jpg
 
Fucking hell this is still on the front page, must be like two years now. Anyway, did you here about the french chef who killed himself?

He lost the huile d'olive.....
 
Q. What do you call Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po after they've just been burgled?

A. The Tubbies ..... They've got no telly anymore .....
 
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!

That tickled me way, way more than it had any bizniz doing :D

In other kids TV news... Nothing says you were an ugly child in the 1970s like writing into Jim'll Fix It asking to go camping with Jimmy Savile and Gary glitter and getting no reply.

There must be some significant demographic fitting this situation... and my how they must celebrate these days 8o
 
Found some ace porn on XHamster earlier - couldn't help having a wank.
It wasn't until I'd shot me load that I realised I'd forgotten to type the 'X'... 8o
 
Did you hear about the renaissance faire that had an offensive bar & upset a lot of patrons?

They tried to claim it was not their inn tent
 
Man goes up to a prostitute:

"How much for a blow job luv?"

"30 quid".

"Can you do 20?"

"Oh, go on then".

"Great. Here's £600..."
 
I'm fuckin sick and tired of all these one liners.



Maybe I should buy more than a tenner bag...
 
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