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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say 'Hello' from the other side
To say 'Hello' from the other side
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consumer
Bluelighter
More like to buy a dozen doughnuts
GaryGlisten
Bluelighter
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Christ she looks like Edward Heath.. each to his own.
Phwoooaaar!! I'd fuckin do him (once I've dug him up...)
THECATINTHEHAT
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Fucking hell this is still on the front page, must be like two years now. Anyway, did you here about the french chef who killed himself?
He lost the huile d'olive.....
He lost the huile d'olive.....
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A blind cunt!
A blind cunt!
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
I have no idea....
Oh....
OH!!!
What he said.
Oh....
OH!!!
What he said.
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Q. What do you call Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po after they've just been burgled?
A. The Tubbies ..... They've got no telly anymore .....
A. The Tubbies ..... They've got no telly anymore .....
Shambles
Bluelight Crew
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!
That tickled me way, way more than it had any bizniz doing :D
In other kids TV news... Nothing says you were an ugly child in the 1970s like writing into Jim'll Fix It asking to go camping with Jimmy Savile and Gary glitter and getting no reply.
There must be some significant demographic fitting this situation... and my how they must celebrate these days
That tickled me way, way more than it had any bizniz doing :D
In other kids TV news... Nothing says you were an ugly child in the 1970s like writing into Jim'll Fix It asking to go camping with Jimmy Savile and Gary glitter and getting no reply.
There must be some significant demographic fitting this situation... and my how they must celebrate these days
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Found some ace porn on XHamster earlier - couldn't help having a wank.
It wasn't until I'd shot me load that I realised I'd forgotten to type the 'X'...
It wasn't until I'd shot me load that I realised I'd forgotten to type the 'X'...
consumer
Bluelighter
And you wonder why i wont let you near my ottersFound some ace porn on XHamster earlier - couldn't help having a wank.
It wasn't until I'd shot me load that I realised I'd forgotten to type the 'X'...
hotgirls.jpg.exe
Bluelighter
Did you hear about the renaissance faire that had an offensive bar & upset a lot of patrons?
They tried to claim it was not their inn tent
They tried to claim it was not their inn tent
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Man goes up to a prostitute:
"How much for a blow job luv?"
"30 quid".
"Can you do 20?"
"Oh, go on then".
"Great. Here's £600..."
"How much for a blow job luv?"
"30 quid".
"Can you do 20?"
"Oh, go on then".
"Great. Here's £600..."
consumer
Bluelighter
Lol
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Q. What do you call a Tolkein-themed sex shop?
A. Dildo Baggins!
A. Dildo Baggins!
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
I'm fuckin sick and tired of all these one liners.
Maybe I should buy more than a tenner bag...
Maybe I should buy more than a tenner bag...
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
as if you wouldn't hoof up a teenth, eighth, q, half or oz in one line 
Buspersons Holiday
Bluelighter
Which reptile tells jokes?