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My erection is harder than the stillbirth that caused it.
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Bella Figura
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pics or gtfo
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
The wife brought a parrot home yesterday - fuckin thing just never shuts up.
But the parrot's great...
But the parrot's great...
zombywoof
Bluelighter
hear about the Irishman put on a condom inside out
he went
he went
Speed King
Bluelighter
I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating too many brownies.
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Why did FUBAR cross the road???......
Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken.
Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken.
zombywoof
Bluelighter
he was only using the chicken to measure it
KingOfWessex
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Hahaha good to see you around zomby. Keep the music links going you have been my go to DJ for years now 
Speed King
Bluelighter
What's up zomby! When I get to work, I'm going to play some Zappa!
Wowwie Zowwie.
Wowwie Zowwie.
consumer
Bluelighter
I lol'd
consumer
Bluelighter
Curious 24's pathetic attempts at trolling..truly a shit joke.
curious_24
Bluelighter
Yup, so pathetic that you're still banging on about it! For someone that likes to sling the shit at others, you sure do get upset when the shoe's on the other foot!
NiceEnough
Bluelighter
[FONT=Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]How many crackheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depending on how you look at it, none, it is too practical for them to consider, and anyway, the light from their lighters is good enough and doesn't give them headaches.
Or
Four, one to twitch out in paranoid terror in the corner, one to turn the lightbulb into a pipe, one to steal another one and break that trying to screw in whilst shaking violent as he hits another nervous system shattering crack low and one to finally realise that it's not worth screwing one in because all the electricity money has been spent on crack anyway.[/FONT]
Depending on how you look at it, none, it is too practical for them to consider, and anyway, the light from their lighters is good enough and doesn't give them headaches.
Or
Four, one to twitch out in paranoid terror in the corner, one to turn the lightbulb into a pipe, one to steal another one and break that trying to screw in whilst shaking violent as he hits another nervous system shattering crack low and one to finally realise that it's not worth screwing one in because all the electricity money has been spent on crack anyway.[/FONT]
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Cunt...
What instrument of percussion do South American chickens play?
Cloacas...
Bella Figura
Bluelight Crew
Cloaca is an excellent word I'll give you that.
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
I go on Cluck when I'm after a bit of cloaca.
Cloacae are actually a bane for me at times. One of my snakes has a habit of emptying his cloaca when he's been handled too long. The other one is far too shy to do in front of anybody.
Cloacae are actually a bane for me at times. One of my snakes has a habit of emptying his cloaca when he's been handled too long. The other one is far too shy to do in front of anybody.
zombywoof
Bluelighter
went to the docs and said i keep shitting chips after a quick look he told me to lift my string vest a little higher
now dont all chyme in
now dont all chyme in
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Which is more than can be said for that joke. I do apologise, really I do...
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
All i got for christmas was a grain of rice...............
Thanks a lot uncle Ben..
Thanks a lot uncle Ben..
ordinary mind
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.