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I havnt read all the thread jokes
An English man ,a French man a Mexican man and an American on a plane, the captain says we have lost an engine we need to lose some weight or we will crash
So they throw out all the luggage but the plane was still to heavy ,next they ripped out all the seats but the plane was to heavy ,so the English man says "god save the queen" and jumps out ,the French man then says vive la France and jumps out .the Yank then stands up and says "remember the Alamo" and chucks out the Mexican
 
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Three Alien Jokes :

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom ?
Cuz the Pee is silent. 🤣🤣

Somebody asked me " where did your sister go hunting ? "
I said ' Alaska '
They said Nevermind I'll ask her myself.
I said Okay. Oh God. 🤣🤣

What do you call a lazy kangaroo ?
A Pouch Potato. 🤣🤣
 
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Two crocodiles sitting on the banks near the river

The small one turned to the big one and said, i cant understand why you are so much bigger than me. we're the same age and were the same size as kids. i just dont get it.

Well said the big croc, what u been eating?

Politicians, same as you, says small croc

Hmmm, well how do u catch them?

Well i crawl up under their lexus and wait for them to open the door then i jump out, grab them by their leg and shake the shit out of em and eat them!

Ah, says the big croc, i think i see your problem. you arent getting any nourishment.

See, by the time u shake the shit out of a politician there's nothing left but an asshole with a briefcase.
 
The whitest thing that you can do is use the divider at a check out in a grocery store.

I'm only allowed to make fun of white people.
 
A young Indian boy was speaking to his father.

Father, you know how my sister is called ' Running Brook? '

Mmm, Yes son.

Father, you know how my brother is called ' Running Deer? '

Mmm, Yes son.

Well, father....how did you decide what to call them?

Mmm,Whenever your Mother and I would finish, whatever we first saw when we looked outside our Teepee would be what we called the fruit of our love making.

Why do you ask ' TwoDogsFucking? '

One of their buddies was experiencing diarrhea of the mouth on account of being stoned and they said "just call him babbling brook."
 
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What do you call a vaxxed dummie who no longer catches Covid?
Deceased.

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How many vaxxed dummies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two..

One to twist it off..

And one to twist the new one back in.

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What's a vaxxed dummies favourite dance?

The twist.

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What do vaxxed dummies and human sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million will develop into a human being.
 
A 9 year old boy enters the gents lavatories, wait I can't tell that one lol .it's not as bad as it first sounds
 
A dog having entered a tavern said I cannot see anything shall I open this door .
Old sumerian joke nearly 4000 years old possibly meaning a dog entered a brothel and wanted to see what was going on .it's been suggested that it may refer to a well known figure at the time and a possible scandal but we will never know .
 
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