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Shit that kinda looks cool actually
Shit that kinda looks cool actually
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kiely
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I went to Italy to have some fun and as a vacation too. Also to really enjoy the food. And
I mainly went to get to go and see the pope.
I saw the pope and he went walking toward me with his almost bald head and gold scepter.
When he got close enough I bowed and somehow nodded deeply with such respect.
The pope said to me " Get a haircut. " And I said " I did. "
The moral of the punchline.
... It was the ' hairdressers ' fault. Not mine.
I mainly went to get to go and see the pope.
I saw the pope and he went walking toward me with his almost bald head and gold scepter.
When he got close enough I bowed and somehow nodded deeply with such respect.
The pope said to me " Get a haircut. " And I said " I did. "
The moral of the punchline.
... It was the ' hairdressers ' fault. Not mine.
chippermonk
Bluelighter
Well this isn't really a joke, more like a true observation
Q: How do you a tell a rich hillbilly from a poor one?
A: A rich hillbilly has 4 cars up on blocks in his front yard
Q: How do you a tell a rich hillbilly from a poor one?
A: A rich hillbilly has 4 cars up on blocks in his front yard
ions
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Them: "Stop it with all the corny jokes."
Me: "What you gonna do - call the crops?"
Me: "What you gonna do - call the crops?"
chippermonk
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Yet again, where is the groan reaction button when you need it?Them: "Stop it with all the corny jokes."
Me: "What you gonna do - call the crops?"
ions
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Robi
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What's the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb? Tell him Obama installed it.
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helpingout
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What do a mentally unwell human being and a washing machine have in common?
They’re both unbalanced.
They’re both unbalanced.
Robi
Bluelighter
Why did the sperm cross the road?Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
chippermonk
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And to think that I thought I was the only guy who used his sock
FixXxer
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Guy spills his breakfast..
He creped his pants.
He creped his pants.
chippermonk
Bluelighter
Ha! Did your daughter teach you that one?
Whatever, gonna to have to steal it.
pixies+
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Wanna know the total truth?
I looked it up and saw excellent jokes but that one is right up my alley lol
I’m a child when it comes to stupid jokes .. like my cow/bar one. The least amount of words said in the “least” funny way, kills me..
FixXxer
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They say if you play country music in reverse your dog returns, your marriage reconciles and you get all your money back.
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Robi
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I was at the park the other day watching the children play and a mother next to me asked" which ones yours?" I replied " I don't know yet"