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drug-sniffing dog​

Me: "Sweet dog you got there"

Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog."

Me: "Still in training, huh?"

Policeman: "What do you mean?"

Me: "Nevermind"
 

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.​

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out, and I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
 

Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter​

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either"
 
Why did the mathematician believe in defeat? Because he didn't believe in Demeter.
 
Guy told me this one earlier today..

When a man gets married..
First it's the engagement ring
Then it's the wedding ring
Then it's the suffer -ring
 
jasperkent said:
My three favorite jokes from the 1990s:

How is OJ different from Superman?
OJ's gonna walk.

How is Michael Jackson like caviar?
They both come on little crackers.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
You gonna eat that?
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Jesus Christ, these are brilliant. :laughing:
 
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s heavy, the other’s a little lighter.

. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
 
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