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Bluelighter
So I didn't search the whole thread so I hope this isn't a repeat.
A bloke walks into a bar, he doesn't look very happy.
He takes a seat at the bar, orders a drink then proceeds to pull a tiny little man out of the back pack he's carrying, then he pull's out a tiny piano, places it on the bar and the one foot tall man takes a seat at the piano and starts playing, brilliant classical piano.
The bar tender ande the others at the bar stare in amazement, that's amazing they all say, where did you find him, you'll make a fortune out of this as a show, people will come from miles around to watch this tiny man play his tiny piano.
Why do you look so pissed they all ask, you will get rich, so tell us where did you find him.
So the man proceeds to tell the story.
I was walking through the bush one day and I came across this old lamp, it was old and hidden in the scrub.
So I took it home and thought if I cleaned it up it might be worth something.
So I start rubbing it and next thing, smoke starts pouring out and then a genie appears.
You may have one wish he says, and so I made my wish.
At this point the blokes at the bar are hanging on every word, so what did you wish for they all ask, and why aren't you happy as larry.
The man replies, I don't know if the genie was fucking with me or hard of hearing or what.
I tell you what I do know, I didn't bloody ask for a twelve inch pianist.
A bloke walks into a bar, he doesn't look very happy.
He takes a seat at the bar, orders a drink then proceeds to pull a tiny little man out of the back pack he's carrying, then he pull's out a tiny piano, places it on the bar and the one foot tall man takes a seat at the piano and starts playing, brilliant classical piano.
The bar tender ande the others at the bar stare in amazement, that's amazing they all say, where did you find him, you'll make a fortune out of this as a show, people will come from miles around to watch this tiny man play his tiny piano.
Why do you look so pissed they all ask, you will get rich, so tell us where did you find him.
So the man proceeds to tell the story.
I was walking through the bush one day and I came across this old lamp, it was old and hidden in the scrub.
So I took it home and thought if I cleaned it up it might be worth something.
So I start rubbing it and next thing, smoke starts pouring out and then a genie appears.
You may have one wish he says, and so I made my wish.
At this point the blokes at the bar are hanging on every word, so what did you wish for they all ask, and why aren't you happy as larry.
The man replies, I don't know if the genie was fucking with me or hard of hearing or what.
I tell you what I do know, I didn't bloody ask for a twelve inch pianist.
jasperkent
Bluelighter
The first time I heard that one it was really edgy because WWII had just ended.
jasperkent
Bluelighter
They finally caught that guy who murdered all those black dudes.
He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
He was charged with impersonating a police officer.