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Heroin swallowed 5 heroin balloons

im pretty sure its safe to say i lost the other 2 when i found the 3...it was like 2 in the morning and i just took a massive watery dump..i didnt even expect to find any

i found 3 and was stoked and was like fuck it...just flushed and marveled at my discovery...clean the shit off etc.

i dont shoot up..i only smoke..and yes i did smoke them. and yes they worked exactly like normal. once they were out of the balloon they no longer smelled like ass anyway.

i think its pretty safe to say, considering ive gone like 3 more times today with ex lax without finding anything, that the other 2 must have came out with the 3 and i lost them.

whoever said theyd rather take the arrest than swallow balloons im pretty sure youd be doing 3 years minimum depending on how many you have. so personally im glad i took the chance. plus i shit out 3 and got to smoke 3..so whatever. i still hope the other 2 come out sometimes soon but i wouldnt count on it..im going through so much shit with legal troubles and my gf in serious trouble that i could really go for a b right now..or fuck it maybe ill quit.
this is a joke :|
 
How are we supposed to know where they are? We aren't playing with your shit like you are. They sure as hell didn't teleport out of your ass, so either you missed them or they're still inside you. If you take opiates enough to be seriously constipated all the time (been there PLENTY), then it could take up to 2 weeks for everything to clear out. Just keep playing with your shit and you'll find em.
 
overdriven said:
how are we supposed to know where they are? We aren't playing with your shit like you are. They sure as hell didn't teleport out of your ass, so either you missed them or they're still inside you. If you take opiates enough to be seriously constipated all the time (been there plenty), then it could take up to 2 weeks for everything to clear out. Just keep playing with your shit and you'll find em.
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lol!
 
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Maybe the missing balloons burst. Poor oral BA, but it could still provide something.

but aren't alot of drugs smuggled up asses in balloons? fuck thank god i don't do anydrug thats ass smuggled into my country,

the stomach acid alone can't be good for latex,
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Some, usually heroin in the US, gets smuggled my being swallowed. The thing is, they're packaged more effectively than if they were just wrapped in a balloon. Mules swallow up to 100 packages, each being roughly 7 grams. So, even if one pops you could be looking at an overdose. Not what they want.
 
Is a ballon 0.1 of a gram or less?


Edit: not that familiar with the scene over in the states and don't know what a balloon is.... it's not a term used in Australia..... we say "cap"
 
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im pretty positive they all came out the day i shit the 3 out..i just didnt take a better look..it was 2 in the fucking morning and i didnt wanna dig deep into the toilet to break apart solid shit. i found the 3. whatever.. i know the 2 came out and i lost em, no big deal. everyone turnin this into a fucking joke, good job comedians. its not even an issue anymore, im done with searching through my shit for 2 balloons. so i lost like 12 bucks. better than the 3 years in jail i was threatened with. if they havent came out in 2 days with ex lax constantly then i must have already missed them. those who actually did have some advice thank you

those who think theyre george carlin..dont quit your day job.
 
I agree, you missed them when you got the other 3, whenever I've swallowed multiple parcels they've come out at the same time.
 
Artificial Emotion said:
Don't carry drugs in the car if you can help it, it's not smart (you'd be surprised how many people get caught this way). If people stopped carrying drugs in cars I bet the prisons would be a lot less crowded.

And I don't think it's wise for a kid to do heroin :\
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wtf is it wise for an adult? Where do you cross that line? when you hit 25 or is it 30?
 
Georgie25 said:
If you're a drug addict and have a car or access to a car, and you need to drive 45 minutes to the ghetto to cop your dope, it's gonna happen. How else is someone suppose to pick up their drugs? The smartest things to do are 1. follow the speed limit and other driving laws to not draw attention, 2. make sure your car meets all legal requirements, to not get spotted. 3. not drive at all of course but then you will be sick and a junkie who is sick isn't thinking about nothing except driving and getting his dope to feel better. I been there. I was lucky enough to follow these guidelines and was not arrested or pulled over ONCE in my 3 + years of daily IVing heroin addiction. Copping in the ghetto off of street corners, dodging cops and scumbags trying to rob you.

Also, sticking your dope up your ass BEFORE getting pulled over is a good safety precaution as well. No, well most, cops don't want to stick their fingers up your ass.
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+1 you are wise

My dope, riht after I purchase it..well i've never attempted putting 2-3 bundles east coast IN my ass but, right after I buy it, it goes in the crack, wrapped in paper and plastic nicelty so it won't budge.

Havn't been bothe4red yet but I saw someone get busted by some underfovers today, they took all his clothes off except shorts and boxers ,searche everything ,shoes sox everythign but did not investigate his ass
 
they wanted my girl to be an informant and she called it off after she got a lawyer now theres a warrant for her arrest. these fucking pigs man..i know this is off topic..
but i am a rapper..and a made a quit little lessons learned track. about situations like this.

i have a full cd if anyone is down to here it..it fits the topics. but its music wise.

ps. stuckinaloop - you served that fuck with one question.

this ones called Lessons Learned
http://www.mediafire.com/?2za5ymmfyjn

this ones called im still here
http://www.mediafire.com/?gjymmaihj5j

i dont know if this is against rules, but its basically the same dicussions in song form haha.
if so im sorry..if not let me know what you guys think
 
well first of all they said theyd let her walk if she became an informant..but ratting out mexican cartel isnt the best idea to not get killed....she got herself a lawyer and his recommendation was call of the informant shit..turn yourself in and she will get bailed out the same day and probably go to court...the only part that worries me is how the court will handle it..i hope the lawyer is good..and another thing that bother me is if shell have a felony on her record shes fucked...especially a drug one..she wants to be a pharmacist

so im assuming the warrants for the possession charges
 
I just listened to lessons learned.. was this written before or after this little incident? If before, you kinda made a prophecy lol

Pretty tight man. Sounds spot on.
 
stigup said:
Damn that's some crazy shit! But let's be real traveling in a car is just part of the game sometimes. That's why they have stash spots or decoy bottle safes. One of my favorites is this little billet box I bought recently. It was like $100 but well worth the trouble if I ever get pulled over. It isn't the biggest but I can put like 50 oxy's in there or like 3 bundles of dope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5K9W-6OG1E
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That's the coolest damn thing I've seen in ages. I got to get me one of those. <3
 
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