Aye I cant handle white shoes, just the fact im para I will fuck them up in about 3 seconds, especially when its pissing it down and gotta trapse through puddles, my last white pair of sneakers we were trying to fit 4 lads into this tiny cubicle for lines, last guy steps in, "zschoooo" and slips of my foot, massive black turd mark, that was his line gone.
I need to buy a new coat, buy a new one every winter but always seem to fucking lose it, everytime I go out put it down somewhere, its like a handbag. Glad im not a women, id easily lose all that shit.