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Question of the Week Strangest/Riskiest place you've masterbated

when i was younger i did it at work a few times, i felt i deserved a break bc i was doing some mind numbing computer work for hours on end.

on the hwy going about 75mph. the damn gf was having way to much fun with her vibrator and teasing me so i had to fix it myself. thank god for dark tinting.
 
only once at work because i couldn't concentrate and was only thinking of that chick's curvy ass wiggling around while she begged me to slide my cock in. .... brb!

ok back. other than that, i find the idea a little gross.. i mean it's okay if it's just once in a while, but if you have a real thing for it that's disturbing. there are guys who get off on jerking off in public where they can almost be seen, there was one around here who would do it in coffee shops while hiding behind a newspaper. i think that's really unhygenic and creepy.

please wash your hands, and don't spooge on anything that isn't yours. this has been a PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT from the rub1off institute.
 
Ok i have an update .... yesterday i was at work - then i got the urge .... at my desk!

but it's not as exciting as it sounds - empty house not mine (home office).

Well, i'm thinking im pretty safe and i got away with it ..... sitting back with my pants still undone thinking "wow can't believe i got away with that and shit now i have to do work" when i hear heels clicking up the path. I just about flipped! it turns out someone was just dropping off mail - sliding it under the door .... but man, did that freak me out!
 
At college in the computer lab (late when no one was in there...finish up in the bathroom that was attached), at college in the library bathroom, in basically every building in my college that had a bathroom.

Come to think of it, almost any place that has a bathroom; restaurants, clothing stores, you name it. I don't care who's in there with me, i'm not that goddamn loud. When you get the itch, you gotta scratch it. ;)
 
^what the fuck! 8o

tell that story......this one looks like it has potential hahahaha
 
i've masterbated in the car on the way to class before. quite a few times.
 
xena said:
i've masterbated in the car on the way to class before. quite a few times.
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Got to pass the time somehow in that LI traffic. ;)
 
i have in places everywhere like all above- work, car, etc.. but the riskiest was when I was about twelve in the back of a van in the middle of the day while driving in the city with my whole family riding (grandma, aunt, dad, stepmom, sister, cousin etc. was a family outing and I was a horny little bastard. still am. I was in the very back behind all the seats with them sitting in directly in front of me. I just had to keep my upper body as still as possible as I wanked one off in the back trying to stay inconspicious. Kinda weird to think about it now with your whole family in close proximity but when you feel the urge you got to purge!
 
heh heh heh...during lecture at university, while working at an art gallery, bookstore bathroom (all that knowledge! ;)), in the library, in the forest...with the trees...on acid, car trips (both alone and with the aid of another) talk about the fucking pedal to the metal! God so many random places really. I admit it I'm an exhibitionist! =D
 
I meant to have a tug at hospital this past week but I was too doped up and forgot about it.

Closest encounter so far was while I did a callout to fix someones computer. They were walking up their stairs as I blew.
Family friends they were.
Exhilirating.

I'm not not an exhibitionist, but that was way too close for my liking
 
And I've jacked off to Skin-e-max porn while babysitting before. Don't worry, the kid was already in bed.
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Hah! The first time I ever came from masterbating was while babysitting (after the kid was asleep of course). I found a movie marked "Mommy and Daddy Only" and couldn't resist checking it out. It ended up being a home video of the couple I was babysitting for! I had a hard time looking at them the same after that. :o
 
The Nurse's office in high school.

Review the congregation of verbs in latin class, or rub one out... .
 
^how'd you pull that one off ;)

whenever I went in there, she stayed with me the whole time :\
 
I whacked off onto my girlfriend's face whilst she was asleep once. I have also wanked in the bed next to my parents when we have bene sharing hotel rooms numerous times. I whacked off in the shower in hotel rooms whilst I was only covered by a shower curtain and the door wouldn't lock. I've done it driving along whilst semi getting blown by my girlfriend. In the cinema doing the same act as before. In a tent on a Scout trip. On a sleeper train in Russia. In the swimming pool showers along with my friends and we had a competition to see who could cum the furthest. With my friends in their room and getting caught by his religious dad. That's about it I think :)
 
xena said:
i've masterbated in the car on the way to class before. quite a few times.
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Same here. I actually keep a pocket vibrator in my backpack to use in the car.

other places- at my desk at work, and in the top bunk when I had a roommate in college (she slept on the bottom bunk). I don't really consider any of these "risky" though.
 
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