on a rocket ship in space...
no for real though, one time masturbated atop a ski hill and it could be seen from the road, although i would've been like microscopic to be seen by eye.. i was waiting for my friend to get drugs and on a kick where i should never be bored, so i masturbated with my hand down my pants, so you couldn't see my dick even though i was real far away, and then when i was about to cum, i rolled over and jerked off on the grass.. hopefully it rained before any once went up there.. would never do anything like this again. only masturbation behind closed doors for me.
also in the bathroom at a job and the bathroom was disgusting.. i was just super high, and hearing this voice in my head that turned me on, so i went for it during a smoke break... people used to smoke in the bathroom and i was super high on weed. seemed like the thing to do. don't really feel guilty about this cause there was no way for this to offend anyone... super gross though. i should be banned from being with girls ever again because of how gross that bathroom was. i probably have all sorts of unknown diseases that can't be seen.
I always sat down in the middle of the restaurant completely naked, rubbing my hard cock lol
. I guess the trip was boring and my thoughts turned to carnal pleasures to pass the time, well one thing led to another and before you know it I was choking the bishop, luckily had tissues in the glove box, and cruise control 
just had to be discreet if I was being overtaken by an SUV, 4WD or motorbike, thank fuck the motorbike highway patrol cops weren't doing their thing of zooming up to the drivers window and having a gander at what's going on inside or else I could have been in all sorts.
