Story Time With D's...Gather 'round children!

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heres what happened:

D's went to court this morning, he took out his weewee and started fapping inthe courtroom.
the judge charged him with contempt of court. he's now in the cell

he never stopped fapping.

way to go D's fight the system
 
someone was walking around school with a bird house looking thing today.

i instantly thought of D's clever feefee
 
im sorry its been so long since i've posted another story. i've been just dealing with so much shit that i havn't had time to sit down and think. thinking is the hardest part because my memory hates me going back and thinking.

if someone can give me idea in something to write about that would be cool. because here recently its drugs+fapping, maybe someone has a idea of their own? cool, until then i'm still working on a story slowly but surely.
 
I'm sure we all understand about the brain hurt. the one about the huge bag of meth and digging a hole in the closet ceiling to install security systems to locate the spy scope blew my mind.
 
ok heres a messege that i wrote to toe nibbler enjoy,
i saw what u did there.
nibbling toes is my everyday thing man, like i hait this waiting period. its like waiting to die! my toes have been nibbled down to the root. serously no more nibbles until they come back. ah well sometimes i nibble my cat nibbles toes (his name is nibbles im not making this up), nibbles nibbles on his own little toes, sometimes nibbles leaves nibble scraps all over the house. here recently i've been collecting the remainder of the nibbles, i'm keeping it in one of those camel snus tin cans. anyways i am the best toe nibbler, hand n foot getter, aint a quitter, i do wat i do right mane n the nibbles on yo right hand. i aint glad that i got dis habbit but i'll be damned if i aint that raskell rabbit,gotta grab it gotta chew it gotta do it b4 my dad gets home mane. well this is my jam between the toes man, nibble so silly billy gonna lite a philly n call it a day mane.
-ds
 
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